Cheencheen's theory of hotness--the "trifecta"

[cheencheen]

I propose to the FreeOnes Institute the following theory:

Hotness = %Asian x BreastSize/(Age-AgeofMajority)

Thus, ultimate hotness is achieved when the following three conditions are attained:

1) Asian
2) Big boobs
3) Barely Legal.

The following example should clear up any confusion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200UOGKyJtM

Points for further discussion:
1) Is part asian hotter than full asian
2) The need for a booty variable
3) A natural boobs coefficient

 

[BNF]

:dunno:

It certainly doesn't apply to me and my tastes, but, if it makes you happy...

 

[Pathogen]

My wants are simple...

Believable breast size.
High Heels.
A nice face.
Brunettes.

Catalina Cruz is my taste and she looks even better clothed; it gives me more of an erotic image of her.

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

http://www.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?/index.php?navigation=beautiful_asians

Anyone of them suit you? 8)

 

[alexios]

What about large fake boobs and the milf factor?

 

[Iamforever]

so, to be an "ultimate" hottie, a girl must be at least part asian? :dunno:

 

[cheencheen]

so, to be an "ultimate" hottie, a girl must be at least part asian? :dunno:

Hmm, good point. If we can get this right, I swear we've got a Nobel Prize coming.

 

[Johnnys]

Maybe it should be more simple, like, face + breasts + ass + legs.
Or something like that which ignores the more subjective things like hair color, age or race

 

[D-rock]

You can't really judge something that is completely subjective by the objective things about it. It would be like trying to tell which piece of art is the best by the colors that are used in it.

I have heard studies where it was found the more attractive people have each part of the features on their face closer to the average off all people within the group they live in. I don't know how true that is, but it would mean, in a strange way, that the most beautiful people's faces are more average than the rest of us. It might also mean our brains pick up on variations off the mean and consider something wrong with it on a unconscious level. :dunno: In any case I just go off the first part of what I said. It's beautiful if it looks good to you.

 

[Hazardmandan]

I think that It depends a lot more on how nice the ass and breasts are, size doesnt matter if you have a rack and ass that fits perfectly. Also you gotta have a nice "situation" going on down south. Nobody likes getting lost in the thick bush. I like a girl with nice teath too. Homeless drug addict teath, fuckin sick.

 

[Kamikaze8911]

I like the basis but i like the latinas

 

[Legzman]

Points for further discussion:
1) Is part asian hotter than full asian
2) The need for a booty variable
3) A natural boobs coefficient

1) I wouldn't say 100% asian, but some part asian, definitely a plus!:glugglug: Asian mixed with _______ (anything you want)? Say 50/50 mix!

2) Definitely! :booty:

3) I'd say what ever your personal preference! :thumbsup:

 

[alexios]

Perhaps we should grade women like diamonds?

Instead of color, cut, clarity, and carat weight...we could use breast, ass, legs, and face. What do you think?

 

[Legzman]

Perhaps we should grade women like diamonds?

Instead of color, cut, clarity, and carat weight...we could use breast, ass, legs, and face. What do you think?

:rofl: Great :thumbsup:

 

[member006]

Perhaps we should grade women like diamonds?

Instead of color, cut, clarity, and carat weight...we could use breast, ass, legs, and face. What do you think?

Ummmm. I think you're just a bit late. Isn't that already being done daily?

LL:angels:

 

[Philbert]

Ummmm. I think you're just a bit late. Isn't that already being done daily?

LL:angels:

I was just gonna say "That differs from the current system how?", when I read your post. So, I won't say it...

As for a formula, mine always seems to end up being "Long red hair, great big blue or green eyes, perfect breasts above a narrow waist, full hips with great legs,and a great ass", or anything else that looks good.
Works for me!

 

[Legzman]

full hips with great legs
Works for me!

me too! :thumbsup:

 

[alexios]

Ummmm. I think you're just a bit late. Isn't that already being done daily?

LL:angels:

Maybe not the actual variations in the grades...