Cheencheen's theory of hotness--the "trifecta"

[cheencheen]

I propose to the FreeOnes Institute the following theory:

Hotness = %Asian x BreastSize/(Age-AgeofMajority)

Thus, ultimate hotness is achieved when the following three conditions are attained:

1) Asian
2) Big boobs
3) Barely Legal.

The following example should clear up any confusion: Premium Link Upgrade

Points for further discussion:
1) Is part asian hotter than full asian
2) The need for a booty variable
3) A natural boobs coefficient