caught short - nothing to wipe your ass on.

[lovecock]

ever taken a dump and found there is no paper to wipe your shitty ass with?
what do you use, you bare hand? the shirt off your back?
or do you just pull up your panties and let the poop soil them? :glugglug:

 

[busenbust]

:rofl:

Shirt?? Job interview?? :rofl:

 

[Skyraider22]

panic:scream:

 

[D-rock]

I use the three shells.

 

[tartanterrier]

Why would you go into a toilet without toilet paper :dunno:

 

[sproing99]

Bidet....

I guess it's just a word to Lovecock

 

[biomech]

ever taken a dump and found there is no paper to wipe your shitty ass with?
what do you use, you bare hand? the shirt off your back?
or do you just pull up your panties and let the poop soil them? :glugglug:

This guy kills me.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've used the empty roll before. If you crease it at 90 degrees, you can get up to 8 wipes on it. :thumbsup:

 

[busenbust]

I've used the empty roll before. If you crease it at 90 degrees, you can get up to 8 wipes on it. :thumbsup:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[rawlwear]

ever taken a dump and found there is no paper to wipe your shitty ass with?
what do you use, you bare hand? the shirt off your back?
or do you just pull up your panties and let the poop soil them? :glugglug:

This is the best thing I have seen all day, well hopefully you have Kleenex in your pocket or your going threw your trash can looking for something.

 

[Trevesty]

I hate it when that happens.. It's always after a night of drunken debauchery, too..

 

[Spleen]

Call into the next cubicle: "Hey mate, can you pass me some toilet roll?"

You will get one of two things happen..

1) He'll pass you some paper, you wipe your ass, job done.
2) He'll laugh and leave

If the second happens, just wait a few minutes until you hear someone else enter. Someone is going to help you out.

Sorry for bringing some common sense into the thread but your all a bunch of idiots.

 

[Ulysses31]

I always check how much toilet paper there is first, minimum 25 - 30 sheets. If I found myself in your unlikely scenario then my socks may serve a new purpose and no one would ever know

 

[mrtrebus]

Close this thread

 

[AndyHunter]

Close this thread

Why? Its seems like a valid point, and worthy of discussion to me.

 

[shaggydude]

One or both of your socks can be very handy in this situation...just don't put them back on afterwards.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I ask the person in the next cubicle for a toilet rol or if there is nobody, I just pull up my pants and go to another cubicle to get some paper.

If I'm in the mood I whipe my ass on the wall, make a crappy copy of a Rubens while I'm at it.

If I'm really in the mood I do some MacGyver stuff with a paperclip and pen.

 

[bazza599]

ever taken a dump and found there is no paper to wipe your shitty ass with?
what do you use, you bare hand? the shirt off your back?
or do you just pull up your panties and let the poop soil them? :glugglug:

:why::ban::ban2:

 

[busenbust]

^^^

 

[biomech]

Close this thread

They should close all of his threads. :2 cents:

Why? Its seems like a valid point, and worthy of discussion to me.

This guy was a troll, I honestly don't see any value in his threads at this point.:2 cents: