Caption Contest II

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
I have not come close to being ****** yet. Answering that question would inch me toward that door
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Yeah, yeah, that's right. We ****** that ****** down the street. And ate them. Parts we didn't eat, we stuffed and turned into sex toys.
So, can we use your bathroom?
 
try my new weight loss system and look at the dime piece hunnies you TOO can get!
 
Hi, I'm Larry, and this my ******* Darrell, and this is my other ******* Darrell.. What?? What do you mean this is my wife and ***??
 
The guy in the middle looks to be wearing a mic on his shirt collar.... so he's saying "and that it from this year's Walnut shelling contest, now back to you in the studio".
 
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