Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A Kid and Still Can't Stand!

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i wasnt a big candy kid but i can tell you a couple i hate with a passion:

whoppers
tootsie rolls

seriously, wtf are these things? whoppers make me feel so nauseous its not even funny and tootsie rolls? i mean wtf are they supposed to be? they dont taste like chocolate to me. fucking trash. i was so offended when i got that shit on halloween.

we started trick or treating in beverly hills and rich neighborhoods after awhile. tootsie rolls? fuck that.
 
I'm fairly certain you aren't supposed to eat the wax bottles, Luke. Also... Good 'n Plenty. How the fuck is that shit even candy? I'm pretty sure they're just long-expired tylenol pm that someone dipped in purple ink.
 
Anything that's Aniseed flavour. That flavour should be banned outright. It's vile!.

Black Liqourice (sp?) I love the red stuff though.
 
Red Vines. If I wanted to eat plastic when I was a kid, I would've chewed on my G.I. Joes and Transformers. :pukey:
 

dirtylittleholly

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Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Good & Plenty - the fuck is that shit about?
Now and Later - taffy that tastes like plastic.
Peeps - marshmallow nastiness. My mother insisted on giving me these on Easter. I always traded them with my brother for his Cadbury Eggs. #winning
 
Bassetts Allsorts




Cola Bottles (Made me want to immediately throw up, especially the sugary ones)

 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Peeps.

Put me into the baseball card gum club, as well.
When I was a kid, I would buy packs and packs of the stuff, pile the gum into one stack and bite into it at once. It was freaking horrible...the powdered sugar they put on it was like a powdery acid. Yet...I was addicted.
A couple of years ago, Topps released their Topps Heritage packs with gum. Sure enough, I found myself doing the same thing. They have not changed their recipe. This time, however, I spit the thing out after a couple of seconds.
 

Ike Stain

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Fucking Dots Candy. That shit was way too fucking chewey. What the fuck?

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