Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
What'dya think of that, muchachos?!?!? I'm 85% sure the person who wrote this was 100% serious.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/column-california-abolish-parenthood-name-181725030.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/column-california-abolish-parenthood-name-181725030.html