Buying a *****.

Ride it often, as it will become accustomed to having someone on it's back.
Be prepared for vet bills.

Name it Steve.
 
buying a ***** is an investment. Be sure that it comes from the Byerley Turk, the Darley Arabian, or the Godolphin Arabian line.
 
"Ed! Where did you get those fucking apples? You stole those fucking apples from Mr. Greeley's tree, didn't you?"
"Nooooo, Wilbur. I found them."
"Where, Ed? Where the fuck did you find them?"
"Underneath Mr. Greeley's tree."
 
I would love to own a *****. Not so much for any other purpose, but to own it. I would buy a Clydesdale, and let him just live on the **** I would own...he would be named Algebra.

Good luck, I hope it lives a long and happy life.
 
Wait, aren't you Filipino? Let me guess: you're thinking adobo, aren't you? :yummie: :D
 
A house is a great place to start....... god dammit, wrong thread

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I feel like I should post some sort of photo in here.
 
I've always wanted a ***** but it should not be made on a moment decision.

They cost a lot of money t maintain and to feed.

Not to mention Vet bills!!

Dogs are easier to take care of lol
 
2 for 1 deal, this weekend only. Make me an offer... before my desire for suicide gets any stronger.

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You probably don't want to hear this, but my advice is to not buy a *****. It seems like a decision that will be very easy to regret later unless you are totally prepared for it and things go well.
 
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