Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakedness??
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The story comes from a British tabloid.
The are known for bullshit stories. She has already sued this paper before. Methinks she will be suing them again.
Britney is looking mighty fine lately.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_04/britneySPL1805_468x658.jpg
If the story is true which i doubt- The guy is gay.
The are known for bullshit stories. She has already sued this paper before. Methinks she will be suing them again.
Britney is looking mighty fine lately.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_04/britneySPL1805_468x658.jpg
If the story is true which i doubt- The guy is gay.
Re: Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakednes??
Took the words right out of my mouth. Man up and hit tap that ass if that is what she wanted. Jeez what a loser. "Oh god help me! Pussy is getting thrown at me by my relatively hot and horny boss. I can't deal with the pressure!" Jeez, the word pussy doesn't even begin to describe this guy. Someone should make up a new word for him.
Took the words right out of my mouth. Man up and hit tap that ass if that is what she wanted. Jeez what a loser. "Oh god help me! Pussy is getting thrown at me by my relatively hot and horny boss. I can't deal with the pressure!" Jeez, the word pussy doesn't even begin to describe this guy. Someone should make up a new word for him.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Re: Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakednes??
As is the case with many 'attractive' women.
That bodyguard's a dope.
As is the case with many 'attractive' women.
That bodyguard's a dope.
trust me it is NOT the truth
seriously...do you know how many people have come out with stupid claims like thes and have immediately been shut down and proven otherwise?
plus just to add....the guy is a straight homo
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
what are you talking about hoodoo?
what was my stupid claim?
Is it that just because she has a vagina that means she's automatically fuckworthy?
Man I'm telling you the truth, I don't think that she could get me aroused.
And I'm far from gay, just used to a much higher quality of woman.
but i can't blame you for not being able to understand that, you dont live where i live and have no concept of it either.
but i dont want to argue about it.
ralph furley
Banned
have u seen her lately? she looks like shit. i never seen anybody lose their looks so fast as britney has
Yeah,definatly gay.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Aw come on, man! What guy wouldn't give his left nut to be with a classy piece like Britney Spears?! Oh sure, when she opens her legs it probably smells like a can of tuna fish that's been left out on a 90 degree summer day. And so what if it looks like she hasn't bathed in weeks from some of her photos?! Just hold your damn nose! She is byooteeful!!!
I still can't get over the sexy pics of her with that Marlboro dangling from her lips when she was knocked up. And then the ones of her about to poke Junior in the eye with a lit butt. Mama always said, "nuthin' says luvin' like some second hand smoke in the oven."
I don't care whether her hair is falling out or not. It's still b_l_o_n_d_e - well, sorta/kinda. You just can't go to any old trailerpark and find yourself a fine, fine specimen like that thar Britney Spears. You just take you some Valtrex for the herp-herp she's gonna give you and rub some of that thar crab-killin' ointment on your johnson and jump on in that greasy thang. And say that line from Star Trek while you're up in it: "go where thousands of men have gone before." Oh baby! I'm gettin' horny just thinkin' about that crusty cave.
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Aw come on, man! What guy wouldn't give his left nut to be with a classy piece like Britney Spears?! Oh sure, when she opens her legs it probably smells like a can of tuna fish that's been left out on a 90 degree summer day. And so what if it looks like she hasn't bathed in weeks from some of her photos?! Just hold your damn nose! She is byooteeful!!!
I still can't get over the sexy pics of her with that Marlboro dangling from her lips when she was knocked up. And then the ones of her about to poke Junior in the eye with a lit butt. Mama always said, "nuthin' says luvin' like some second hand smoke in the oven."
I don't care whether her hair is falling out or not. It's still b_l_o_n_d_e - well, sorta/kinda. You just can't go to any old trailerpark and find yourself a fine, fine specimen like that thar Britney Spears. You just take you some Valtrex for the herp-herp she's gonna give you and rub some of that thar crab-killin' ointment on your johnson and jump on in that greasy thang. And say that line from Star Trek while you're up in it: "go where thousands of men have gone before." Oh baby! I'm gettin' horny just thinkin' about that crusty cave.
Look at her on the cover of the latest Mademoiselle. She looks older than me.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I can kinda see his point; if a bodyguard isn't paying attention somebody could kill him as a prelude to reaching the client.
Only time I ever see her is if TMZ shows her. She either looks good or bad. I wouldn't want nothing to do with her though. Hollywood corroded her inside and out.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Come on, Whimsy. I'll help you! First, we gotta tie a rope around your ankle so I can pull you back out. And just so you don't fall completely in that cave, we gotta tie a 2x4 crosswise around your waist. Now, pour this Nonoxynol-9 on your body (drink some too), take 4 Valtrexes, put on 6 condoms, say a prayer... and scream BANZAI!!!
BTW, you do have a gas mask, don't you? Yeah, we gotta get you one of those too. The smell of rotten fish is a lot worse than many expect.
You just tug on that rope 3 times and I'll start the tractor. I won't leave you down there!!! :thumbsup:
BTW, you do have a gas mask, don't you? Yeah, we gotta get you one of those too. The smell of rotten fish is a lot worse than many expect.
You just tug on that rope 3 times and I'll start the tractor. I won't leave you down there!!! :thumbsup:
Supafly
Retired Mod
Sexual Harassment by Britney Spears? Ex-Bodyguard sues
I am honest: Having seen her without panties, shaving her head, handling her kids like she does... I believe that guy isn't bullshitting.
But I am sure there will be a out-of-court settlement
I am honest: Having seen her without panties, shaving her head, handling her kids like she does... I believe that guy isn't bullshitting.
But I am sure there will be a out-of-court settlement
Re: Sexual Harassment by Britney Spears? Ex-Bodyguard sues
Isn't this an old story? Or is this another bodyguard she tried to hump like a dog in heat?
Either way too bad she let Hollywood twist her mind into shreds of crude and undignified behavior. Her sister moved back to Louisiana with her family and she seems to be happier than ever.
Isn't this an old story? Or is this another bodyguard she tried to hump like a dog in heat?
Either way too bad she let Hollywood twist her mind into shreds of crude and undignified behavior. Her sister moved back to Louisiana with her family and she seems to be happier than ever.
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
Re: Sexual Harassment by Britney Spears? Ex-Bodyguard sues
Yea I read about this today. She exposed herself to him in a white see through nightie with no underwear?
Fucking moron then sues for emotional distress? He has the chance to bag Britney And instead cries like a bitch to the courts? He could have had sex with her and sold the story for 10 million!
Yea I read about this today. She exposed herself to him in a white see through nightie with no underwear?
Fucking moron then sues for emotional distress? He has the chance to bag Britney And instead cries like a bitch to the courts? He could have had sex with her and sold the story for 10 million!
