Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakedness??

[Icewater Jones]

Shouldn't he have expected this at least somewhat when he took this job??? If I filled out for that position, I already know in my head to expect a lot of whiny-ass kids, K-Fed and all of his douchebagerry, and some occasional shameless whore activity. The way I see it, there are two options:

1: Give in to her sexual urges, pound her out, pound out her sister, and ride this whole thing til' the wheels fall off or one of them get pregnant.

Or...

2: Just quit... but don't be a bitch and complain about what she does in her own home. Leave and shut the fuck up about it, especially if you ain't got pics or video to support these claims. TITS OR GTFO!!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Shouldn't he have expected this at least somewhat when he took this job??? If I filled out for that position, I already know in my head to expect a lot of whiny-ass kids, K-Fed and all of his douchebagerry, and some occasional shameless whore activity. The way I see it, there are two options:

1: Give in to her sexual urges, pound her out, pound out her sister, and ride this whole thing til' the wheels fall off or one of them get pregnant.

Or...

2: Just quit... but don't be a bitch and complain about what she does in her own home. Leave and shut the fuck up about it, especially if you ain't got pics or video to support these claims. TITS OR GTFO!!!

Speaking of which your avatar needs to show some tits or GTFO

 

[turtle825]

 

[pete rose]

Shouldn't he have expected this at least somewhat when he took this job???

A job is a job. It's not like he knew her personally through the tabloids and news.

 

[james85]

Re: Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakednes??

He must be gay.

Clearly, what a pussy.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Speaking of which your avatar needs to show some tits or GTFO

She kinda is... she's not actually wearing a Cubs jersey, it's a really good paint job. Supermodel+Cubs body paint= Hottest shit anywhere (and :thefinger to whoever doesn't think so.)

But those, like whimsy, who want big beautiful tits are free to stare at my sig.



Enjoy.

 

[LukeEl]

She's still alive?

 

[PirateKing]

Maybe he knows that it's a trap.

 

[alexpnz]

Why the fuck does she need a bodyguard? I think that every guy who wanted a run at her already had his turn. She's just nasty now. What a whore...

Cmon Ry....Really? :dunno:
Recent Pic of one of the hottest women on god's green earth imo!
I'd fuck her til she shit.....

 

[STDiva]

Faaag.

 

[PirateKing]

Cmon Ry....Really? :dunno:
Recent Pic of one of the hottest women on god's green earth imo!
I'd fuck her til she shit.....

I agree. I mean of course if it were Britney Spears from 2007 then I would recommend that the bodyguard get therapy to deal with his trauma, but come on....K-Fed baby maker or no K-Fed baby maker she's still hot.

 

[Legzman]

granted she's a washed up piece of shit, but I'd probably still hit it if she was coming on to me. Dude, must be gay!

 

[roronoa3000]

Where might one apply for this job?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Where might one apply for this job?

That's what I'm saying. If he doesn't want the job I'll take it.

 

[anomaly]

Re: Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakednes??

Or finds her unattractive, which is not that hard to believe. . .:dunno:

She's average and looks quite ugly if she's not made up......:yinyang:

 

[Smallville417]

He couldn't have been too concerned about losing his job if he quit anyway. I think he is just looking for a payday.

 

[Smallville417]

Re: Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakednes??

She's average and looks quite ugly if she's not made up......:yinyang:

You could say the same for A LOT of celebrities.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I bet she can suck a dick real fine with all the practice she is getting!

 

[maildude]

Britney keeps calling my cell phone and leaving obscene voicemail messages. She tries to disguise her voice as Barbara Boxer...but I know it's her!!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Hey, if it keeps her from singing...