Bristol Palin or Sarah Palin: Which one would you rather boink?

Bristol Palin or Sarah Palin: Which one would you rather boink?


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Both. All in the Ass-to-mouth family. Ram it in mom's ass, clean it off in daughter's mouth and watch 'em cum swap the load. Then piss on both of them. :thumbsup:
 
WHAT?! Sarah doesn't look good naked?. How dare you!.

Apologize... immediately!.

Now.... Munchkin!.
 

Spleen

Banned?
I bet Sarah in a filthy beast in the sack.
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Bristol, not even a competition.

I'd boink Sarah with a machete, use her blood as lube, her skin as a snuggy, her muscles as dinner and her bones as tooth picks.
 

Ike Stain

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Before I fucked her (Bristol) I'd french kiss her while fingering her labia, then use the lube to stick a Pinky in her butthole and really drive her wild.
 
The more I see highlights of the DWTS stuff she's doing lately, I have to say little Bristol has been growing on me. That said, I'd say it's really a toss up, although Sarah's voice really gets annoying sometimes.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
If Sarah wasn't talking...then both. If I couldn't shut Sarah up, then Bristol. Haha.

I doubt there's any way to truly shut her up. But here's an idea: you could just sit on Sarah's face and even if she was squawking like a parrot (tell me she doesn't sound like a parrot in heat!), you'd never hear her anyway. Perfect position too. On her back, you could treat her nipples like speed controls. Twist them clockwise to make her lick faster, and counter-clockwise to make her slow down. Yeah? :dunno:

But I'd probably max out a credit card to see a movie of you sporting a giant strap-on, butt banging those two while they were down doggie, ass-by-ass on a bed. :glugglug:
 

Ike Stain

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I doubt there's any way to truly shut her up. But here's an idea: you could just sit on Sarah's face and even if she was squawking like a parrot (tell me she doesn't sound like a parrot in heat!), you'd never hear her anyway.

I like the forced rimmer option for Sarah, but have her also giving you an "old fashioned" from that position while Bristol dances naked in front of you.
 
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