Bristol Palin or Sarah Palin: Which one would you rather boink?

Bristol Palin or Sarah Palin: Which one would you rather boink?


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Ike Stain

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Brother, you forgot the "Both at the same time" option.

Punishing anal sex for Sarah while Bristol rams that sweet ass in my face.
 

Ike Stain

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neither. to me, at least a small amount of intelligence is needed to make a woman attractive.

For punishing anal sex, intelligence is not a requirement, and sweet, young pussy has a logic all it's own.
 
Sarah first.

I'd do Bristol without thinking twice about it. But her mother Sarah is my number one choice.
 

Ike Stain

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I'll take "All In the Family" for 300, Alex.

If by that you're meaning you'd let the retarded kid watch, I'd have to say that's crossing a line wolvie.
 

biomech

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Bristol.
 

Ike Stain

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Sarah. I would munch on her for hours.

Braver man than me. That's the type of chick squeeze the shit out of your skull with her thighs. I'm tellin' y'all. Only way to take Sarah is from behind, and savagely, the way an animal do it. You gotta push that head down otherwise she bite the living shit out of you, and don't, under any circumstances, let he mouth anywhere NEAR your man parts. (How you think Todd keep that smile all those years?)
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Neither both are probably all streched out and blown out down there after having kids, so no I do not want to drop my golf pencil down their mineshafts.
 

Ike Stain

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Neither both are probably all streched out and blown out down there after having kids, so no I do not want to drop my golf pencil down their mineshafts.

Young ones are more elastic, so Bristol is back all nice and tight I guarantee. On Sarah, that's why I keep mentioning the punishing anal—doesn't matter is her fur-purse is the size of a kangaroo pouch.
 

Ike Stain

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Bristol-not as much annoying talk!

Believe me, Sarah won't be talking much through gritted teeth.

The problem is Bristol just lays there and lets you do her business in her, but fucking Sarah is like fucking a wildcat.
 
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