Brett Favre Stuns Vikings and Retires

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
He WILL be under center against The Saints.....Bank on it!:elaugh:
 
He's such a bullshiter. He's such a publicity whore. That was not what the Vikings' locker room required to be a success. It does not keep the team focused. Obviously it's not the end all be all because their season last year has to be viewed overall as a success, considering they took it in the rear in the Saints game and should've won.

And of course he's down south right now practicing with his high school team everyday as well, as if that just doesn't ooze I'm coming back. I think he just doesn't want to go to the mini camp and be hurling his lungs up in the 100 degree heat and humidity. Whatever; it's not that big of a deal. With him, however, the Vikings again will be one of the elite teams in the NFC.
 
Don't teams have until the end of September to sign players? If that's the case, I won't believe he retired until October 1st.
 
I just found this bit about how Rodney Harrison thinks Favre is being classless. This is a textbook case of the kettle calling the pot black. :1orglaugh
 
^^ I saw that on FavreCenter this morning. Here's an article about it and a video straight from the horse's mouth. If you care, click the link. I know I don't. But some people do or there wouldn't be this much goddamn coverage! :mad:

I don't watch FavreCenter. I much more prefer LeBronCenter. Or TigerCenter.

Btw, all these Vikings fans who kiss his ass are tools. As a Raiders fan, there's no way in hell, if John Elway had joined the Raiders, that I'd all of a sudden be a big John Elway fan. Oh, and fuck the Broncos. The one team that actually allowed JaMarcus Russell to be a hero XD
 
He won't retire because, at this point, Brett Favre is the NFL's Levi Johnston :rolleyes:

I think the Vikings could get a different QB and still reach the NFC Finals this year. What's Chad Pennington up to? :dunno:
 

ForumModeregulator

Believer In GregCentauro
It will eventually come out that this was all just a practical joke on Visanthe Shiancoe...

I can hear the crowd already...Warner...Warner...
 
Favre is such an egomaniac. If you all saw the "interview" he did from his truck yesterday you can see he loves this shit. What a child. Team player, but a child when it comes to him and the limelight.
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
Favre is such an egomaniac. If you all saw the "interview" he did from his truck yesterday you can see he loves this shit. What a child. Team player, but a child when it comes to him and the limelight.

I'd hate to be the guy's friend. Your guaranteed a ride under the bus.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Anybody else watching FavreCenter right now. He's supposed to land in Minnesota within the next fifteen minutes. Supposedly, he will make an announcement today.

:sleep:

I hope he comes back and gets decapitated. Seriously. I want to see his head separated from his body and watch the blood squirt everywhere. Such is my dislike for the man.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Anybody else watching FavreCenter right now

This just in: Brett Farve just bought an airport cookie! How will this effect his press conference? Will it give him heartburn? Find out on our pre-press conference analysis.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
This just in: Brett Farve just bought an airport cookie! How will this effect his press conference? Will it give him heartburn? Find out on our pre-press conference analysis.

Hahaha.:1orglaugh
 
ESPN's love affair with Brett Favre is truly an American sporting disgrace. I agree with Andro. I will be rooting for the demise of Favre and the Vikings this season. I'm hoping he throws INTs, gets benched, and gets arrested for drunk and disorderly at a strip club somewhere... :yesyes:
 
ESPN's love affair with Brett Favre is truly an American sporting disgrace. I agree with Andro. I will be rooting for the demise of Favre and the Vikings this season. I'm hoping he throws INTs, gets benched, and gets arrested for drunk and disorderly at a strip club somewhere... :yesyes:

Hopefully it we be a gay strip club.
 
The radio station near me was talking about how CNN was actually tracking his flight path. Really?

:wtf:
 
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