Boy Gets Decapitated at Six Flags

[sputnikgirl]

I can't believe people are defending this kid. Could he not see and hear the rollercoaster zipping around? Could he not hear and see people screaming at him to not do it? Did he not have the common sense to realize that two six-foot high fences with "danger keep out" signs were there to keep people out? Someone already posted it (I think) but no amount of safety measures can protect someone from their own stupidity, and that's exactly what happened here.

Give this kid a Darwin Award.

For real. Although now there's probably gonna be some kid with no head walking around scaring the employees.

 

[General Warcock]

Ah he probably dropped a bag of weed or something. If it were just his hat you would think he would have had the intelligence to ask someone at the park to retrieve it.