Boner during lapdance
- Thread starter Spanker
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i thought that was the point.
If you read his other post, he's never actually been to a strip club. I've never gotten a boner during a dance, though. :dunno:
dave_rhino
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No man has ever gotten an erection when a naked girl is dancing for them.
Ever.
Fact.
Ever.
Fact.
SBTNW
Banned
:nanner:
Here is the funny thing - some dancers get insulted if you DON'T have a boner - they'll keep checking - and they'll be very excited if you do have one - and will do everything they can think of to keep you hard as a rock and agreeing to more dances with them.
Other dancers that have had unpleasant experiences with guys coming in their pants, presenting the dancer with a rather gooey lap to be sitting in get a bit freaked out if you're really hard and will keep saying, "You're not gonna cum on me, are you?" or "When you're gonna cum, can you give me a warning?" I always tell them that I've never presented any dancers with such unpleasant surprises and that if I get close to that point, I'll yell out "Thar she blows!" or some such comment. Most dancers trust me after that. I have had an experience with one dancer, who I had a lot of fun with previously, that was so freaked out that I couldn't get a good dance from her. She retired shortly thereafter, mercifully.
Other dancers that have had unpleasant experiences with guys coming in their pants, presenting the dancer with a rather gooey lap to be sitting in get a bit freaked out if you're really hard and will keep saying, "You're not gonna cum on me, are you?" or "When you're gonna cum, can you give me a warning?" I always tell them that I've never presented any dancers with such unpleasant surprises and that if I get close to that point, I'll yell out "Thar she blows!" or some such comment. Most dancers trust me after that. I have had an experience with one dancer, who I had a lot of fun with previously, that was so freaked out that I couldn't get a good dance from her. She retired shortly thereafter, mercifully.
When I was 15 I was having a few beers with the local chapter of the Lone Wolf motorcycle club, who had a clubhouse right by where I worked. They sometimes hired strippers to keep them entertained, and on this particular night the stripper decided to make me part of her act by laying me down on the floor and squatting over my face. It wasn't the first time I'd tasted pussy, but it was the first time I'd done it in front of 40 bikers, so I felt a little pressured. When she opened my pants and found I was only at half mast, she got kind of offended and sprayed my shorts full of whipped cream!
I've had this happen a time or six. There have been times when the girl has helped me bring my boner to fruition.:rubbel:
thewarriors101
Banned
yeah just don't cum in your pants lol 
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
If she's good she can have my boner
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