Boner during lapdance

[Bigoldowls]

Just wondering - what happens if you have a boner during a lapdance?

The lapdancer will report you to the management. Then a burly member of the security staff will ****** you from the premises.

 

[lkc2much]

too many funny replies already so no point attempting to be funnier. Spanker: next time you go to a club just have fun dude!!

 

[BlueBalls]

They chop it off, and use it in a satanic ritual.


All lapdancers are Satanists.

 

[stainedblueyes]

If you experience an erection lasting more than 4hrs, please call your doctor.

Black pudding!

 

[stainedblueyes]

yeah just don't cum in your pants lol

Secretly, I've always quite fancied doing that - sadly my fantasy is usually immediately shattered by the image of two burly no-necked square-jawed man monsters beating me to a pulp down the side alley for contaminating my boxers in their establishment...

 

[Peter Gazinya]

You're supposed to ask her if there is some way she can sneak your boner up her ass without anyone noticing.

 

[ÆGEAN]

"whats a bonner?"


stewie griffin

 

[dave_rhino]

Oh man, tried to get into a strip club last night and didn't get anywhere near the lapdancers because my friend started on the massive security guard outside...

 

[squallumz]

im 100% sure it comes with the territory. if u didnt, i think they'd get offended.

 

[titsrock]

Oh man, tried to get into a strip club last night and didn't get anywhere near the lapdancers because my friend started on the massive security guard outside...

Maybe I'm reading this wrong...but it sounds like you didn't get into the club because your friend started to do this---> :nannerf1: to the security guard? Huh? That must've been one hot security guard, I guess:dunno:

 

[Kingfisher]

i thought that was the point.

Exactly.

 

[dave_rhino]

Maybe I'm reading this wrong...but it sounds like you didn't get into the club because your friend started to do this---> :nannerf1: to the security guard? Huh? That must've been one hot security guard, I guess:dunno:

Starting on somebody is when you try to fight them, not fuck them. :1orglaugh

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Starting on somebody is when you try to fight them, not fuck them. :1orglaugh

Could have been worse, your buddy could have tried to finish on the security guard, after fucking him of course.

 

[gopats]

i try not to cum in my pants and thankfully it has never happened in a club..........but one time the girl took my cock out of my pants kissed it, put it back in and said this is wat i live for!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha i love it!!

 

[gopats]

p.s. went out with her after that

 

[KBM]

Lol!! Great thread! Boners from a lap dance is an unfortunate fact of strip club life. Make sure to wear loose pants and be careful of fabric burns from excessive grindage.

 

[senob44]

p.s. went out with her after that

Wow, you're my hero. Or you would be if that actually happened.

 

[meesterperfect]

Just wondering - what happens if you have a boner during a lapdance? Does it happen often in clubs?

no offense intended spanker bur......
Well, Duh.

 

[calpoon]

p.s. went out with her after that

PPS. After that I married her.

PPPS. After that she divorced me and took all my money.

and Dave Rhino, your friend wouldn't happen to be that piston101 guy would it? haha.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Maybe I'm reading this wrong...but it sounds like you didn't get into the club because your friend started to do this---> :nannerf1: to the security guard? Huh? That must've been one hot security guard, I guess:dunno:

:rofl2: I thought the same thing. I love how you described it! :rofl: