BlueBalls & LurkingDirk's Retarded Tales For Retards.

[lurkingdirk]

I tire of these trivialities, Dirk, Your method is losing some of its effect. It can be respected, it can be admired. It can almost be replicated by feckless morons who wouldn't know how to implement it properly without proper supervision. But once the seeds have been set there really isn't much to stop it from slowly imploding in on itself without anyone within noticing it happening.

These are life lessons I'm trying to impart upon you and whoever else is reading.

Now, while buses and trains are meant to run on time, you Sir are not and it is this miscommunication that binds us to our workstations day and night and abuses our subconsciousness. You are you, but not you at the same time. Your 'real life' as it were becomes nothing more than a waking dream to your 'online life'. There's never any chance of the two becoming intertwined and the true knowledge of what is and what is not loses all meaning because lets face it we're sitting in front of computer screens, Babestation is on the background and my neighbours won't just shut the fuck up. But these are the things that make up who we as lone individuals out amongst the masses who we hate with a passion, are.

Are you following me so far?

I lost you at the part where you started to sound like a totally unintelligent douche (word one).

Thanks for sharing your views. There are a few problems here, however. I am me. I am all me. I realise what I am. And you should too.

I'm not even going to criticize. The sad part of your post is that you deny you. You have some good qualities. We can search for them together. You don't have to be alone anymore.

 

[BlueBalls]

I am me. I am all me. I realise what I am. And you should too.

We'll have to start over, you seem to have missed the point entirely.

 

[biomech]

This is so fucking hot.:rubbel: Berate each other, yeeeessss!:nannerf1:

 

[alexpnz]

.....the fuck is this shit.....again?
Ay Yi Yi

 

[Sunaman]

shiiit, all you bitches be smacking on some peepee. it's all good though.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Wouldn't it be mind blowing if we found out Lurking Dirk was Blue Balls and Blue Balls was Lurking Dirk? & They both were characters Fred Savage made up! :rofl:
BTW Can I be the Lou Diamond Phillips of Freeones?

 

[PirateKing]

Do we seriously have to suffer through this homo erotic banter yet again?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Do we seriously have to suffer through this homo erotic banter yet again?

This shit isn't homo erotic, you sausage sucker. Why don't you bend over and let me teach you what homo erotic is?

:nannerf1:

The point of this thread was to create space in which BlueBalls is able to finally express his level of retardation, and to tell some retarded tales.

 

[Shifty]

Do we seriously have to suffer through this homo erotic banter yet again?

Yes, I no longer wish to 'suffer' through this homo erotic banter yet again.

With my pants around my ankles.

:uohs:

 

[Ace Bandage]

You two are partly to blame for the decline of Western civilization.

 

[BlueBalls]

I love you guys.

 

[alexpnz]

Fuckin' Mooks...

 

[John_8581]

Now what, Dirk? Now what?

Well, I'm glad you asked....

Great comedy duos and groups:

First there was the Marx Brothers, then Abbott and Costello, then the Three Stooges, then Monte Python's Flying Circus Troupe, then the Jerky Boys...

Now BB and LD... what a combination.

^Good post!

The question is how did I do that?... combine this all into one quote... Hmmmmmm??!! My secret.

 

[busenbust]

:wtf:

 

[lurkingdirk]

You two are partly to blame for the decline of Western civilization.

Thank you. I am glad to see that someone notices our achievements.

On a more related matter, here's a retarded tale about BlueBalls for you:

Once upon a time, a BlueBalls went camping. He didn’t have any parents so he went camping alone. In the middle of the night, he heard some strange noises outside his tent. He thought it was bears, so he fired shots from inside the tent. Then he heard some noises that sounded like two bears dying from gunshot wounds. At dawn, the next morning, he went outside and discovered that it wasn’t bears at all. It was actually his parents who had tracked him down because they loved him so much.

 

[Ace Bandage]

On a more related matter, here's a retarded tale about BlueBalls for you:

Once upon a time, a BlueBalls went camping. He didn’t have any parents so he went camping alone. In the middle of the night, he heard some strange noises outside his tent. He thought it was bears, so he fired shots from inside the tent. Then he heard some noises that sounded like two bears dying from gunshot wounds. At dawn, the next morning, he went outside and discovered that it wasn’t bears at all. It was actually his parents who had tracked him down because they loved him so much.

All you did was summarize Good Will Hunting in one paragraph.

This is my not impressed face.

 

[luvtheladies]

FYI, using "retard" is just as offensive as using the n-word.

 

[Ace Bandage]

FYI, using "retard" is just as offensive as using the n-word.

No, it's not. Otherwise, you would have said ****** instead of saying the n-word. Your censorship of that word and not the other disproves your own argument.

That is all.

 

[lurkingdirk]

All you did was summarize Good Will Hunting in one paragraph.

This is my not impressed face.

:1orglaugh

Hmm. Let's see if I can't do better...

BlueBalls decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer,
"I think I'm planting them too deep."

 

[luvtheladies]

No, it's not. Otherwise, you would have said ****** instead of saying the n-word. Your censorship of that word and not the other disproves your own argument.

That is all.

Not at all. I was just being specific. Both words are offensive and dehumanizing and should not be used in casual conversation.