Best Slang for Masturbation - Male

[robbied196]

Spank the plank

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Making man butter.

 

[madisonmadness]

pulling the goalie

polishing the candlestick

teaching sperm to fly

 

[Ulysses31]

Carress the critter

Feeding the beast

Yanking the chain

Operating the Joystick

Playing with little Johnny

Milking the cow

Go on a date with palmela handerson

Flog the log

 

[ejdi]

polish - walic konia

 

[The Grasshopper]

teaching sperm to fly

I've never heard that one before...

Burping the worm is pretty funny too... :1orglaugh

 

[Shifty]

Jackin' the Beanstalk

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[roronoa3000]

Strokin the ego

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Bust one off/busting one off. Simple. Easy. Yeah.

 

[PlumpRump]

Conjugating the verb has long been a favorite of mine.

Here's a list of (seems like) a least a hundred:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm

Some good ones from the list:

Arguing with Henry Longfellow
Badgering the witness
Flip the bishop
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
Whitewashing with Huck and Tom

 

[Montrealman]

"Time to Wango my Tango".

 

[Joorpe]

The 5 knuckle shuffle.

 

[HELLRAISER]

this 3 letter word:

fap

 

[wolverine81]

Spackeling the Walls

 

[STDiva]

fap

 

[luis1972]

jack it

 

[roronoa3000]

committing genocide

 

[sporty_carr]

jerkin my gerkin