Best Slang for Masturbation - Male

[jewelcity]

Pick a fav or maybe even add one.

 

[Ravenholm]

Having a chug.

Having a hamshank.

 

[crashtestdummy]

slapping the salami
choking the chicken

 

[AJJ]

Bashing the bishop
Knocking one off

 

[thegod]

stroking the one eyed monster

 

[BlueBalls]

Waxing the wood
Reaching for a spank
Threading the eye of the needle
Peristalsis
Telling your mother lies
Laughing in the face of the Pope...



Those are all I can think of right now, maybe some more later will come to mind

 

[nickerdeemes]

rub one off

 

[Bigoldowls]

One off the wrist.
Having a jumbuck.

 

[Spleen]

Wank


Pure and simple.

 

[villiageidiot]

Abusing the usual suspect
Angry fist action
Yogurt slinging
Target practice with the yogurt gun
Taking your turn at the self-serve pump

 

[ChefChiTown]

Wank


Pure and simple.

Yup, I'm a fan of STROKING myself.

"What are you doing tonight Chef?"
"I plan on stroking."
"Eww, you're gross!"

 

[member979979]

rub one off

same. :thumbsup:

 

[Torre82]

Jonathon "Mox' Moxon: The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.

Miss Davis: ...a pedro?

Mox: yeah, uh huh.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

wiping the viper
polishing the python
squeezing the squid
feeling the eel
shaking the snake
caressing the cobra
shining the vine

 

[Becks...poamr]

Dishonorable discharge

Junior Olympic pole vaulting







What? Those just make me giggle.

 

[BlueBalls]

Sinking the battleship
Stining up the place
Jesus's merry little dance around the campfire
Stinking up the bishop
Beatrice Arthur
Making the pasta.

 

[chrisbb_13]

Avin' a Thomas (tank)
Rounding up the tadpoles
Spank the monkey
Burping the worm
Cleaning your gun

 

[Dean Henneberg]

Choking the chicken is my favorite.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Finger fishing

 

[BlueBalls]

Pounding out some knuckle children.