Best love song ever.

Did anybody but Mrtrebus click the first link in the thread? Seems like everybody just started posting love songs without realizing the first link is a fuckin joke.
 
Did anybody but Mrtrebus click the first link in the thread? Seems like everybody just started posting love songs without realizing the first link is a fuckin joke.

:eek: We've been had!!

DAMN YOU MRTREBUS!!!
I know it is not your fault but I always wanted to say that
 
I realise the point of this thread was to make a joke, but as it's been brought up now, this is, without question, the greatest love song ever written.

 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Here's one of them
This song really speaks to me



the song is actually an anti war song, the woman is the statue of liberty
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
Damn! She looks fat. But it's a beautiful song.

all joking aside that was actually an impressive bit of guitar there. i just wasn't expecting to hear that in a carpenters song. granted, i don't know much about 'em so maybe that's par for the course
 
Best love song is REO Speedwagon's keep on lovin you.

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all joking aside that was actually an impressive bit of guitar there. i just wasn't expecting to hear that in a carpenters song. granted, i don't know much about 'em so maybe that's par for the course

Nah, that's pretty much the extent of their guitar work.
 
Hammer Smashed Face :lovecoupl

I hate to sound like a creep, but if a girl read these lyrics to me in a sensual voice...it'd be the hottest thing ever! :D

There is something inside me
It's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from the sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
Through the crack
Blood does leak distorted beauty,
Catastrophe steaming slop.
Splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess.
Where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of
My new found lust
You will never live again,
Soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
Facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranal, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facil region
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverised
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, No one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now the way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
 
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