Bear takes car for joyride

[Ulysses31]

'The bear also left a 'present' on the drivers seat' :1orglaugh

Bear takes car for joyride

A Colorado bear took an empty car for a joyride before crashing it into a thicket in Larkspur, near Denver.


The Story family were asleep in their home, when the stray bear managed to open the unlocked Toyota Corolla and climbed inside.

It is thought that a peanut butter sandwich left on the back seat of the car attracted the bear.

A Colorado Division of Wildlife spokesman said that it is common for bears to enter cars or even houses in search of food.

'It happens all the time' he stated, 'They're very smart.'

Seventeen-year-old Ben Story stated that the bear must have knocked the gear selector into neutral, sending the car rolling down the family driveway before crashing into the thicket.

The bear, which remained trapped inside the car, had to be freed by local authorities, using a rope to open the door from a distance.

Story is now looking for a new car, after the bear ruined the interior while trapped inside.

The bear also left a 'present' on the drivers seat. 'A nice pile, actually' added father Ralph Story 'Something to remember.'

 

[Hot Mega]

I'd say from the looks of the car's interior...that bear wasn't to joyful with his ride.

 

[alexpnz]

It wasn't this guy was it? :1orglaugh
http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=236284

 

[Ulysses31]

It wasn't this guy was it? :1orglaugh
http://board.freeones.com/member.php?u=236284

I thought about accusing The Bear247 of being the culprit but I've done so many bear jokes aimed at him that he might think enough is enough and rip me to shreds

 

[Ace Bandage]

Bears are godless killing machines. What the fuck would you do if one was in your car? Well, I guess you'd be in the market for a new one. I wonder if the seats tasted good...

 

[LukeEl]

Hey you got to escape from the Russian circus somehow.

 

[Member442]

damn poor bear just wanted a peanut butter sandwich. I don't think he liked his ride much.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

He needs a sammich makin girlfriend!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I see Winnie the Pooh finally snapped.

 

[Rezen]

Reminds of the short lived Clerks cartoon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUwQwtDpdE4

 

[D-rock]

He got jealous of the pidgins that get to crap on people's cars and wanted to one up them.

 

[knowone]

Dumb bear didn't his mother teach him not to get into a strange human's car, he could have been molested.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Boss ass shit.