Is it possible to get a bad blowjob? Maybe it's just me but any blowjob from a woman is a good one as far as I'm concerned:dunno:
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Just 'cause your salami is sliding in and out of a mouth doesn't mean it's good. There are definitely bad blow jobs. Too much teeth, irregular rhythm, dry mouth, poor use of hands, and so forth.
Just 'cause your salami is sliding in and out of a mouth doesn't mean it's good. There are definitely bad blow jobs. Too much teeth, irregular rhythm, dry mouth, poor use of hands, and so forth.
Shifty
O.G.
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^haha
^haha
Shifty
O.G.
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Teeth
Stretching skin further than it's willing to go.
Total lack of movement
Dry mouth
That weird bobbing shit she must've seen in a porno where she doesn't move at all but she thinks she's making it look like she is, I mean what the fuck is that!? (I guess that may be too specific, but I'm sure if you know what I'm talking about you've wanted to punch old people in the throat just as much as I have)
There are more, but I can't be bothered to list them right now. I have the sudden urge to punch something elderly in the throat.
Teeth
Stretching skin further than it's willing to go.
Total lack of movement
Dry mouth
That weird bobbing shit she must've seen in a porno where she doesn't move at all but she thinks she's making it look like she is, I mean what the fuck is that!? (I guess that may be too specific, but I'm sure if you know what I'm talking about you've wanted to punch old people in the throat just as much as I have)
There are more, but I can't be bothered to list them right now. I have the sudden urge to punch something elderly in the throat.
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I forgot to mention that a lack of blood (natures lubricant) really decreases my enjoyment of a blowjob.
I forgot to mention that a lack of blood (natures lubricant) really decreases my enjoyment of a blowjob.
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^ that
Young neewbs that just put it in their mouth and think they're doing something
^ that
Young neewbs that just put it in their mouth and think they're doing something
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I never thought I'd say yes to your question, but I actually received a terrible blowjob back in March. Besides usually feeling good, I get turned on by watching a woman give me a blowjob, but in this case, I had neither going on for me because not only did she use her teeth alot & was raking my cock, but she just didn't really know how to suck it because it looked like she was just slobbering her spit all over it. After a few minutes, I had to tap her out on the head & just start fucking her (which wasn't much better). I just think overall she was a lousy lay, but the whole experience wasn't a complete waste for me because she let me give her a huge facial.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
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The hottest girl I ever dated in my life gave me the worst blowjob ever. Seriously, it was that bad to the point that I stopped her after a few minutes. It was very depressing that someone so unbelievably hot could be that bad at sucking dick.
The hottest girl I ever dated in my life gave me the worst blowjob ever. Seriously, it was that bad to the point that I stopped her after a few minutes. It was very depressing that someone so unbelievably hot could be that bad at sucking dick.
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I've had some that were pretty closely bordering on bad. The main thing is that, while most are not bad, some are MUCH better than others.
I've had some that were pretty closely bordering on bad. The main thing is that, while most are not bad, some are MUCH better than others.
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Was she narcoleptic? Because you could find a new niche of porn with that one
Was she narcoleptic? Because you could find a new niche of porn with that one
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