Re: Bad blowjob?
My ex-girlfriend used to bite me while doing blowjobs (not on purpose).
It was... painful...
My ex-girlfriend used to bite me while doing blowjobs (not on purpose).
It was... painful...
Bad Blowjob / Bad Blowjobs / Bad BJs / Bad Head?
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Re: Bad blowjob?
I've seen it all: teeth, bad rhythm, not enough sucking, no eye contact...
The sad part is when a girl has several of the aforementioned, and is HOT as hell.
I've seen it all: teeth, bad rhythm, not enough sucking, no eye contact...
The sad part is when a girl has several of the aforementioned, and is HOT as hell.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Re: Bad blowjob?
Blow jobs are like pizza. There are no bad ones but some are better than others. If you have to convince a gal that it is "OK to suck" she will probably give you some unenthusiastic head. Also, the really crazy cocksuckers that still suck 100MPH on it after you came a minute ago is no picnic either. I'd still take both over neither.
Blow jobs are like pizza. There are no bad ones but some are better than others. If you have to convince a gal that it is "OK to suck" she will probably give you some unenthusiastic head. Also, the really crazy cocksuckers that still suck 100MPH on it after you came a minute ago is no picnic either. I'd still take both over neither.
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One thing I hate when I'm getting a blowjob is when the girl starts making slurping, slobbering sounds. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who doesn't like that, but I've been with several girls who seemed to make it a point to make as much noise as they could. Yech.
One time I got a terrible blowjob from a girl who kept pulling and twisting my balls while she was sucking. After that, not only could I not finish, but my balls hurt like hell for 3 days.
One thing I hate when I'm getting a blowjob is when the girl starts making slurping, slobbering sounds. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who doesn't like that, but I've been with several girls who seemed to make it a point to make as much noise as they could. Yech.
One time I got a terrible blowjob from a girl who kept pulling and twisting my balls while she was sucking. After that, not only could I not finish, but my balls hurt like hell for 3 days.
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To each his own..I simply freak out when my babe gets all slobby, spits and shines my dick and balls but until and unless she does not slurp and slobber I feel a corpse is sucking me and turns me off..The slurping and slobbering is an indication for me that she is enjoying it as much as I am and more important she has heat in her mouth as she is getting as much pleasure as she is giving me...Else it is just lip service
I always want my woman to be vocal and even nibble gently to take me to the brink but certainly not bite my mouth organ. First time blowjobs may not take me to heaven but subsequently if she wants to be in my bed I'm a good teacher and expect her to learn the ropes as an eager student!!!
One thing I hate when I'm getting a blowjob is when the girl starts making slurping, slobbering sounds. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who doesn't like that, but I've been with several girls who seemed to make it a point to make as much noise as they could. Yech.
One time I got a terrible blowjob from a girl who kept pulling and twisting my balls while she was sucking. After that, not only could I not finish, but my balls hurt like hell for 3 days.
To each his own..I simply freak out when my babe gets all slobby, spits and shines my dick and balls but until and unless she does not slurp and slobber I feel a corpse is sucking me and turns me off..The slurping and slobbering is an indication for me that she is enjoying it as much as I am and more important she has heat in her mouth as she is getting as much pleasure as she is giving me...Else it is just lip service
I always want my woman to be vocal and even nibble gently to take me to the brink but certainly not bite my mouth organ. First time blowjobs may not take me to heaven but subsequently if she wants to be in my bed I'm a good teacher and expect her to learn the ropes as an eager student!!!
RichardNailder
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Yup - sounds like what lurkingdirk was complaining about.
I detest both - for Christ sake, sounds are not needed when eating.
One thing I hate when I'm getting a blowjob is when the girl starts making slurping, slobbering sounds. I'm not sure if I'm the only one who doesn't like that, but I've been with several girls who seemed to make it a point to make as much noise as they could. Yech.
One time I got a terrible blowjob from a girl who kept pulling and twisting my balls while she was sucking. After that, not only could I not finish, but my balls hurt like hell for 3 days.
Yup - sounds like what lurkingdirk was complaining about.
I detest both - for Christ sake, sounds are not needed when eating.
Blow jobs come nearest to sucking not eating unless the slut happens to be greedy and horny at the same time. So unless the babe has a silencer in her throat there is bound to be sounds when she sucks nice and hard but yes I do agree it should not sound like a pig oinking in the muck..that cud be a disgusting turn off.
I've yet to see a chick wear a napkin round her neck and then go down and suck keeping her table manners in mind when giving a sloppy blow job..But then like they say to each his own...I prefer my babe to show how huingy she is once she goes down and starts deep throating me nice and proper. slurrping and slobbing all over me..Make me feel like I'm the only dick alive for her and she too treats me the same way!!!
No matter how wild an imagination I may have I just cannot get myself to conjure up a Tom Hanks or his look alike go down and give me head...With no offence meant to Tom the very thought makes me puke and leaves me sick in the stomach.
Having put Tom aside I can imagine how you must feel to have your gal treat your dick as corn on the cob...especially if she happens to go down when she is greedy or hungry or maybe both.
Sucking a cock to estacy is one thing but biting it is not the same as nibbling alas most women cannot tell the difference.They feel that the harder they bite the more aroused the guy shall get.Some like to get their jewels mauled but that's not my scene. I like to have my little brother treated with respect and dignity irrespective of which hole he maybe inside!!
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Re: Bad blowjob?
The answer to this question seems obvious, but it is actually bad to have a bad blowjob. Depends on your tastes/preferences when it comes to getting your dick sucked, and whether or not the giver is satisfying them.
The answer to this question seems obvious, but it is actually bad to have a bad blowjob. Depends on your tastes/preferences when it comes to getting your dick sucked, and whether or not the giver is satisfying them.
CherylFan
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Yes it`s possible to have a bad blowjob if for example she doesn`t happen to want you to push your knob down her throat, or if she accidentally scrapes your knob with her teeth - last time I was rather energetically fucking me gf`s throat this happened and left me rather sore, which was a shame as we were on vacation and I`d been looking forward to lots and lots of sex.
Yes it`s possible to have a bad blowjob if for example she doesn`t happen to want you to push your knob down her throat, or if she accidentally scrapes your knob with her teeth - last time I was rather energetically fucking me gf`s throat this happened and left me rather sore, which was a shame as we were on vacation and I`d been looking forward to lots and lots of sex.
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I would have say yes. Anytime she gets to teethy (if that's a word) . One time my dick was so sore i was out of condition for almost a week
I would have say yes. Anytime she gets to teethy (if that's a word
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