ATM Machine

[lovejenete]

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.

The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcast on FOX TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.
Be Safe everyone...

 

[whoremaker]

FAIL

There's this great new site called Snopes that you may want to check out some time. Good stuff there.

 

[TheAmazingRed]

lol, I remember reading that info on some of those lame chain letters. -_-

 

[DJCowboy]

ahhh, I thought this was going to be about Ass To Mouth... :crash:

 

[TheAmazingRed]

An ass to mouth machine?

 

[jod0565]

Hopefully none of us will ever need to test out this idea.

 

[Galactic]

An ass to mouth machine?

Just what I thought too when I read the title.....too much porn I guess! :1orglaugh

 

[IsobelWren]

I clicked on the thread b/c I thought it was going to be one of those, "I hate it when the acronym and the word make it redundant" like Automatic Teller Machine Machine or Personal Identification Number Number.

What a strange concept. Without even reading the snopes entry (you rock whoremaker!) I was like, "that doesn't sound remotely plausible." No offense OP, but I've entered my PIN wrong before and all that happened was an error. If you enter it wrong too many times Wachovia will actually scrap your card and lock you out of your accounts.

I'd think that would be a more effective deterrent for a mugger at an ATM. Just keep fucking it up until it locks you out. "I'm sorry! I'm SORRY! You're just making me so nervous I've forgotteeeeennnN!" and then just give them the card hysterically. But then, they could always shoot you.

Wouldn't most muggers just wait until you'd gotten the cash and then come for you?

 

[raychik]

I thought this thread was about a ass-to-mouth robot or something. I need help.

 

[akbul]

Beware: Disturbing ATM cash machine scam

wimp.com/cashscam/

 

[Embryoyo]

An ass to mouth machine?

That makes more sense than an Automated Teller Machine... Machine.

 

[Lonilover]

maybe try to stick your dick inside the machine will work

 

[jasonk282]

They have a ass to mouth machine?

 

[GregCentauro]

What do I do when my PIN is 3443 ?

 

[BlueBalls]

What do I do when my PIN is 3443 ?

Shit yourself and then laugh hysterically as you reach inside your underwear and play with it ... he'll back off, or shoot you. But at least he wont get any of your money that's a plus, right?

 

[jasonk282]

Shit yourself, then laugh hysteriacally as you reach inside your underwear and play with it ... he'll back off.

What if Knob_Chees is the robber?

 

[BlueBalls]

What if Knob_Chees is the robber?

Take him back to your place, lay down some plastic sheets and do what comes natural to you both. :thumbsup:

 

[Dean Wormer]

Will E. Worm says that everything on snopes.com is a lie.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'd start jacking off and yell out: Yes! Abuse me Blueballs, abuse me! I am your slave for the day!!!! Fuck me! Fuck me! Do nasty things to me and shove that gun up my ass and show me what it's like to be a fucking rag!

Cum on me! Now! And then chase the robber down the street yelling all of this out. By the time you are done yelling out the most random sexual perversions your FO educated mind can think of that robber will be calling the police themselves for sexual harassment and fully admit their plot! And how it backfired horribly!

 

[Hypergalaxy]

What do I do when my PIN is 3443 ?

:1orglaugh

This is the only funny post I have seen from you