Ask the person below you a question

[D-rock]

Wood chucks can't chuck wood so the answer is however much the person that creates them that way lets them do it.

If your balls could be any color you wanted, what color would you want them to be?

 

[titsrock]

I'd like my balls to be orange and dimply and look like a pair of mini-golf balls

What would you rather watch on TV--Shark Week or a Poker Tournament?

 

[Gordar]

Shark week... I couldn't care less about poker...

Assuming there are only the following universes

1.) A Marvel/DC/other superhero comics combination universe
2.) A high fantasy type of universe (you know, elves, dwarves, orcs, etc.)
3.) A low fantasy universe (think of Conan the Barbarian)
4.) A Star trek universe
5.) A Star wars universe
6.) a universe like our own, except that none of your relatives or friends exist there

Now assume our universe is doomed, but you found a way into one of these alternate universes, which would you choose?

 

[pathetic wanker]

I'd have to pick: 3.) A low fantasy universe (think of Conan the Barbarian), because then when I found a hot girl I liked, I could just hit her over the head with a club, and drag her back to my cave

If you could throw 2 celebrities into a cage, and have them fight to the death (meaning only one gets to come out alive), who would you choose?

 

[titsrock]

^Jesse James (West Coast Choppers) vs the Teutels (OCC)--we need to see this happen

WHat would you rather be--a secret agent or a celebrity chef?

 

[Afficial_Nastee]

A celebrity chef , I'd would love to make something delicious for the ones like Carmen Electra and Rebecca Romijn....

What would you do if you'd win 10 000 dollars?

 

[Lust]

watch the government steal 9,000 of it back.

when you were abducted by aliens, did you enjoy the probing?

 

[friendsofmine]

just the anal was enjoyable



ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[sexe247]

If Porn counts yes. If it's in person no.

Have you ever had a sex crazy g/f?

 

[titsrock]

:crying: No. Do such creatures exist? It's always been left up to me to provide the bedroom fireworks..:weeping:

I am thirsty at the moment. Should I have lemonade or iced tea?

 

[stampede2873]

:crying: No. Do such creatures exist?

Yes they do, and they come with straight-jackets

I am thirsty at the moment. Should I have lemonade or iced tea?

Lemonade... its sour-y goodness.



Does lube have any discounts?

 

[PrimeGuy]

of course? :dunno:

If they made 'another(!)' Star Wars film, how would you feel?

 

[GabberMan]

Old.

Would war still be on the agenda if there were no men?

 

[Wainkerr99]

No.

Will people colonize Mars?

 

[Master_Gio]

Someday but it will take many, many many yrs for that to happen.

Will we ever be able to fully understand women?

 

[TylerDurden17]

Why bother? Who wants to know about shopping and soap operas?

Why won't Jenna Jameson return any of my calls?

 

[PrimeGuy]

Because you're not real.

What else can you do with soap, other than just clean yourself?

 

[Oito]

make bombs (love the durden reference above you btw)

would you rather have an STD or a new born baby right now?

 

[GabberMan]

make bombs (love the durden reference above you btw)

would you rather have an STD or a new born baby right now?

A baby. I'm worried about which STD you refer to. Most are pretty horrific.

Do you think that the better arguments for not eating pork lie in religion or secularism?

 

[Wainkerr99]

Religion was for health - they were in the desert at the time.

Secularism. :dunno: what that is really. But tonight I shed a few sobs and shudders thinking of how terribly brutal slaughterhouses are.

Would you leave everything behind to go live in Alaska?