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[Nissan350Z]

Miss Hybrid,

If you were giving a blow job, then ball sucking. Which would be your ballbag of preference.

The left or the right?

 

[Sashe]

What is the best solution in your point of view to ensure that there will be NO terrorist attack in England starting from today?

 

[MissHybrid]

Miss Hybrid, what would be your most memorable film?

That is a hard one.

I am going through a Michael phase at the moment, so the list is fantastic.
Douglas and Caine

Miss Film Buff (in the )

 

[MissHybrid]

Miss Hybrid,

If you were giving a blow job, then ball sucking. Which would be your ballbag of preference.

The left or the right?

I was only aware of one ball bag. Therefore I have a problem answering this. I will take a wild stab in the dark and go for middle xx

 

[MissHybrid]

What is the best solution in your point of view to ensure that there will be NO terrorist attack in England starting from today?

Sorry, I am unable to answer this line of question.

 

[MissHybrid]

CALLING MISTER VERN,

Mister Vern can you give me an answer to the film question please xxx

Miss Helpless,

 

[Nissan350Z]

I was only aware of one ball bag. Therefore I have a problem answering this. I will take a wild stab in the dark and go for middle xx

You're too clever to be caught out.

 

[Master806]

Well Mister Mega, I love doing charity work and caring for sick animals.
My measurements arrrr

Tits 3.0501100865e-9
Waist 2.2028572847e-9
Arse 3.0501100865e-9

I am 5.6765937721e-9 high

All the above are in light seconds or Ls, not L'th as that is a position and not a length

Weight wise, I would rather express it as 3.837 218 871 5 slugs
or would you prefer it as a force? in that case it is 549.172 401 6 Newtons

Oh and world peace xx

You're a fucking engineer!!! and that's why I love you sooo much!!!
Do you prefer international system or weird and complicate British imperial system of measurement?

 

[MissHybrid]

You're a fucking engineer!!! and that's why I love you sooo much!!!
Do you prefer international system or weird and complicate British imperial system of measurement?

Not really, but these are my favourites

poppyseed

line

barleycorn

finger (one of my favourites)

hand (oh another one)

ynch, inch

palm (oh another one)

shaftment (oh another one)

span

foot (oh another one)

cubit

yard

ell (never seen it spelled like this)

fathom

rod (oh another one)

chain (oh another one)

furlong

mile

Miss L'th x

 

[Master806]

Thank you for your kind attention!! We'll let you know if your answer can be accepted by our measurement system!

 

[larss]

Well Mister Mega, I love doing charity work and caring for sick animals.
My measurements arrrr

Tits 3.0501100865e-9
Waist 2.2028572847e-9
Arse 3.0501100865e-9

I am 5.6765937721e-9 high

All the above are in light seconds or Ls, not L'th as that is a position and not a length

Weight wise, I would rather express it as 3.837 218 871 5 slugs
or would you prefer it as a force? in that case it is 549.172 401 6 Newtons

Oh and world peace xx

I have just done all the calculations to convert these all into more recognisable units, and have come to the conclusion that you are beautiful. But I already knew that.

 

[MissHybrid]

I have just done all the calculations to convert these all into more recognisable units, and have come to the conclusion that you are beautiful. But I already knew that.

I have never counted my weight in slugs before but I have left a few snail trails on bar stools, Harley, leather seats, washing machines, sinks in the mens, wheelie bins etc etc......

Miss Gone Bonkers

 

[MissHybrid]

Thank you for your kind attention!! We'll let you know if your answer can be accepted by our measurement system!

I also have a penchant for

perch I have one called spikey
acre I have a 2 of those after a days shopping
rood I am that one
carucate
bovate
virgate its a long time since I was one of those

Miss Imperial

 

[d_jologs]

Will I vote again for you tomorrow? Hmmmm...wonder what can I get for a vote?

 

[Johan]

Well Mister Mega, I love doing charity work and caring for sick animals.
My measurements arrrr

Tits 3.0501100865e-9
Waist 2.2028572847e-9
Arse 3.0501100865e-9

I am 5.6765937721e-9 high

All the above are in light seconds or Ls, not L'th as that is a position and not a length

Weight wise, I would rather express it as 3.837 218 871 5 slugs
or would you prefer it as a force? in that case it is 549.172 401 6 Newtons

Oh and world peace xx

Errr... Miss... I have a question :

Do you have an aspirin for me ?

I've tried to convert this in metric system (wich I didn't succeed :dunno: ) and it caused me a fucking headache :helpme:

 

[MissHybrid]

Will I vote again for you tomorrow? Hmmmm...wonder what can I get for a vote?

A very big thank you for a start and then we could see what crops up? xx

Maybe a telephone box?

Kisses

Miss L'th

 

[MissHybrid]

Errr... Miss... I have a question :

Do you have an aspirin for me ?

I've tried to convert this in metric system (wich I didn't succeed :dunno: ) and it caused me a fucking headache :helpme:

What size would you like, I have 75mg up to 250s I I were you though I would go for Paracetamol or a conversion web site xxx

Miss L'th

Ps
I hope I worked it out right and have not given myself a modified shape of

250 Km

180 Km

250 Km

And weigh ten tonnes

It wouldn't be miss Freeones but miss freakone

 

[larss]

Metric 91 66 91 (cm) - 56kg
Imperial 36 26 36 (inches) - 123 lbs (8st, 11lbs)

 

[Master806]

Miss Imperial

cool Miss Imperial!!

 

[MissHybrid]

Metric 91 66 91 (cm) - 56kg
Imperial 36 26 36 (inches) - 123 lbs (8st, 11lbs)

Well done Mister L but I think you may have cheated, you measured me xxx