MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
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I think that was the idea :D

I always fall for it.

Like when Mummy and I got invited onto the coach full of rugby fans when it was raining cats and dogs. They were so kind, they offered us a drink but they only had cans of Guiness. They were so kind and drove to a supermarket and bought a case of Chablis for us.

I seem to remember a circle forming later that day.

Miss Gullible
 
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Sashe

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You love sex or hate sex? If you ask me I will say I love it, love it, love it so much. How about you? I can't wait to hear from you!
 

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You love sex or hate sex? If you ask me I will say I love it, love it, love it so much. How about you? I can't wait to hear from you!

:surprise:
It must be obvious from all her postings just how much she utterly despises the sex act. :facepalm:
 
Miss Tart...what are your measurements?
:popcorn:
(ya know, for fucks sake and all)
 
What are the things you're doing the best make tarts or dominate sexual slaves ?
 
voted for this tarty Euro babe! remember to vote for Miss VVHH in all her categories, stick up all her 3 holes!
 

MissHybrid

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Official Checked Star Member
Because us Miss 'Spoilt..." zombies have already voted Miss High-bird aka Miss Tart across the board?:dunno:

Can I ask a question?

Was that 1 or 2 questions you asked?:confused::tongue:

Yes you are right. Now I have pondered over the reply to this but in the end but I have decided to give it to you.

Well done Smeggy xxx

Miss L'th
 
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Yes you are right. Now I have pondered over the reply to this but in the end but I have decided to give it to you.

Well done Smeggy xxx

Miss L'th

If I get this straight...I get Miss L'th in the end? I can get up for that.:spump:
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Miss Tart...what are your measurements?
:popcorn:
(ya know, for fucks sake and all)


Well Mister Mega, I love doing charity work and caring for sick animals.
My measurements arrrr

Tits 3.0501100865e-9
Waist 2.2028572847e-9
Arse 3.0501100865e-9

I am 5.6765937721e-9 high

All the above are in light seconds or Ls, not L'th as that is a position and not a length

Weight wise, I would rather express it as 3.837 218 871 5 slugs
or would you prefer it as a force? in that case it is 549.172 401 6 Newtons

Oh and world peace xx
 
Well Mister Mega, I love doing charity work and caring for sick animals.
My measurements arrrr

Tits 3.0501100865e-9
Waist 2.2028572847e-9
Arse 3.0501100865e-9

I am 5.6765937721e-9 high

All the above are in light seconds or Ls, not L'th as that is a position and not a length

Weight wise, I would rather express it as 3.837 218 871 5 slugs
or would you prefer it as a force? in that case it is 549.172 401 6 Newtons

Oh and world peace xx

Translation for the neophytes; 'Sexiest Spoilt Bitch in the universe'?
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
What are the things you're doing the best make tarts or dominate sexual slaves ?

For a start, I like making tarts. French lemon ones are my favourite. I do like to dominate my sexual slaves, just to maintain discipline of course.

I don't know that I can answer your question though, as I do both fantastically.

Thank you for asking though xxx
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Translation for the neophytes; 'Sexiest Spoilt Bitch in the universe'?

Now it says "Sexiest Spoiltest Bitch, with the most loyal, wittiest, funniest supporters in the universe" actually, but then you probabl already knew that.

Miss Gusher xx
 
:thumbsup: voted

Is it better to have had it and lost it, than never to have had it at all?
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
:thumbsup: voted

Is it better to have had it and lost it, than never to have had it at all?

Well said! What exactly were you thinking about at the time?
 
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