Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

[Rey C.]

Besmirched???!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fair lady Spexy has been besmirched.

What?! For realz?! First she gets besmirched by those goons at the TSA and then she gets besmirched again here?! Just tell me, what is the world coming to when a nice girl can't walk through an airport or post on a message board without getting besmirched?! That's what's wrong with the world today: all this damn besmirching going on. Everywhere you turn, somebody's gettin' besmirched! And I'll tell you right now, I'm mad as hell about it and I ain't gonna stand for all this damn besmirching anymore!!!

Say... uh... what does "besmirch" mean anyway?

 

[yoicham]

Re: Besmirched???!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say... uh... what does "besmirch" mean anyway?

Best said by the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Charlie: I knew that guy was full of shit! I knew it!
Dennis: What guy?
Charlie: That lawyer guy. He totally besmirched me today and I demand satisfaction from him!
Mac: You want him to bang you?
Charlie: No. Mac be serious OK! He slandered me in front of a jury of my own peers, alright. Look what they used to do when that sort of thing happened, take a look at this picture, what do you see?
Mac: I see two trannies shooting at each other.
Charlie: ... No dude. They're dueling! These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.
Dennis: Now, how do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?
Charlie: Cause its an old book! I don't have to explain everything to you about what I know. I'm trying to get satisfied from this dude and your trying to uhh... I'm getting satisfied. I don't care.

From: http://www.last.fm/group/It's+Always+Sunny+in+Philadelphia/forum/69831/_/567108

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

While I was a little kid the school I went to often put out yogurt and milk that was very near the expiration date or right on it. Sometimes I think they even tried to put it out there a few days past due to save even more money. What was even worse was that at some time during the day, for multiple days, for a couple hours it was left unrefrigerated because it needed to be out where students could get it during lunch. It would then go back into refrigeration at the end of lunch time. Needless to say that did nothing to help preserve it.

I remember trying to eat it a few times when they were really pushing it with leaving it out there and it was nasty. I love most yogurt now, but for the longest time that experience turned me off of it.

that is really gross lol

I generally play fast and loose with expiration dates on most things...but yogurt is the one thing that is already in the trash on it's date. How long can something that is produced by bacterial fermentation of milk really last?!

Now time for a question: If there was to be an alcoholic beverage named after you, what would it have in it?

Hmmmm....white rum, some type of all natural fruit juice...actually raspberry puree. Maybe a splash of citrus. Either that, or I'd have a Spexy Beer. lol

 

[TheVern]

Hey Ashleigh.

I went in for a Job interview today and My Boss is fucking hot. SHe's got these great big brown eyes, short brown hair, and an Apple Bottom ass that just pops everytime she walks. I want to ask her out, but not quite sure what approach I should use. Im almost hoping I dont get the job so asking her out will be easier.

What says you Dr. Spexy?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Hey Ashleigh.

I went in for a Job interview today and My Boss is fucking hot. SHe's got these great big brown eyes, short brown hair, and an apple bottom ass that just pops everytime she walks. I want to ask her out, but not quite sure what approach I should use. Im almost hoping I dont get the job so asking her out will be easier.

What says you Dr. Spexy?

don't do itttttt. lol. unless you're fine being fired so soon after being hired lol.

 

[D-rock]

I came across somewhere on the Internet where the term "smexy" was used by somebody. Do you think you should worry about somebody trying to move into your territory of alternative spelling for "sexy"? :tongue:

Don't worry none of them will ever be as good as "spexy" is.

 

[Jon S.]

Why does it have to be so damn difficult for an American to become a Canadian citizen? Just sayin'! ha ha ha!

 

[PJpenny]

Did you experience a culture shock moment when you first arrived in Europe back when you visited Germany?

 

[Dazza MXM]

Hi Spexy.

Whats the best thing about being a cam girl??....

 

[zdenka]

Hi there darl! Just wondering how would you react, either verbally or physically, if you were walking the street and a guy behind you said, "oooh yea, what a nice round bumble-bee ass you got there, i'd love to tap that! mm mm mmmm!!"??

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I came across somewhere on the Internet where the term "smexy" was used by somebody. Do you think you should worry about somebody trying to move into your territory of alternative spelling for "sexy"? :tongue:

Don't worry none of them will ever be as good as "spexy" is.

haha I don't think I have anything to worry about...besides, I think smexy has been around longer than spexy

Why does it have to be so damn difficult for an American to become a Canadian citizen? Just sayin'! ha ha ha!

is it hard? I always thought it was pretty easy to get into Canada...:dunno:

Did you experience a culture shock moment when you first arrived in Europe back when you visited Germany?

Yep definitely. Everything is so different there and obviously the language barrier was difficult too.

Hi Spexy.

Whats the best thing about being a cam girl??....

Easily, my fans. They're the ones that bring the smiles to my face and I'd be nothing without them!

Hi there darl! Just wondering how would you react, either verbally or physically, if you were walking the street and a guy behind you said, "oooh yea, what a nice round bumble-bee ass you got there, i'd love to tap that! mm mm mmmm!!"??

I'd turn around and tell the guy to get a bit of class or he'd never tap that ass!

 

[Rey C.]

But what if he was wearing a TSA uniform? Would you just leap into his arms then?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

But what if he was wearing a TSA uniform? Would you just leap into his arms then?

I'd kick him. lol

 

[Jon S.]

is it hard? I always thought it was pretty easy to get into Canada...:dunno:

It's easy to get in (not as easy as before....but not hard)...just not all that easy for an American to become a Canadian citizen...or so I understand anyway.

 

[zdenka]

hahah lovely reaction, that's almost exactly what the girl said to me the other day! Well.. umm.. she actually said "Get a life!" haha :1orglaugh That turned me on more than if I got ignored to be honest. P.s I look a bit like Nick Carter, if that changes anything re. your thoughts

I'd turn around and tell the guy to get a bit of class or he'd never tap that ass!

 

[bustybbwlover]

how many shots does it take to get you drunk?

 

[Icewater Jones]

Spexy, I don't normally take to small pets, but is wrong that I want one of these:




I don't even really know what it is, but it seems totally hilarious! I don't really see it as a pet as much as I see it as an awesome conversation piece that lives in my home.

 

[PJpenny]

silly question: Right handed men or Lefties?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

how many shots does it take to get you drunk?

2 to get buzzed, 3-4+ to get drunk.

Spexy, I don't normally take to small pets, but is wrong that I want one of these:




I don't even really know what it is, but it seems totally hilarious! I don't really see it as a pet as much as I see it as an awesome conversation piece that lives in my home.

omg! wtf is that? is it a dog? a bear? a mix of the two! I WANT ONEEE!!!!:surprise:

silly question: Right handed men or Lefties?

Doesn't matter in the slightest

 

[Jon S.]

Who was just named OCSM of the Week?

Okay ladies and gents....without further adieu.....the envelope please.....

The WINNER THIS WEEK IS ........



SpexyAshleighdrool1!!​

Congrats on your win Ashleigh!!!!!:hatsoff:artysml:artysml:

Well deserved:yesyes::clap:

CONGRATS Ash!

Guess I should add a question.....How does it feel to win again Ash?