Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

[enndaley]

Something about a notion for lotion and motion...uh, potion-just working on a Valentine's Day poem...

 

[enndaley]

I forgot my question-so I guess my question is, "What do you think I was planning to ask you?"

 

[Tittyman5000]

Since you like bacon so much, have you ever had baconsalt?

 

[enndaley]

I remembered my question: what's the deal with :tongue: on your post? Are those misplaced umlauts? The first typewriter I had-ca. 1972-didn't have an exclamation point, so you had to use a ', then go back and put a period under it-not very convincing.

 

[enndaley]

Well-my own post answered my question-thanks.

 

[jibbijib]

Can you move to Winnipeg plz? I need someone to keep me warm for the rest of this winter, plus next winter.

 

[Member442]

We should get together sometime! I'll be living close-ish to you!!!

Sounds good to me.

 

[zdenka]

Happy Valetines Spexy! Have you ever pussy farted in the cowgirl position (ie riding cock) and was it as loud as the Bwarrrps in doggy style? Thanks!

 

[alexpnz]

Happy Valetines Spexy! Have you ever pussy farted in the cowgirl position (ie riding cock) and was it as loud as the Bwarrrps in doggy style? Thanks!

:1orglaugh
GREAT question!

 

[RogueAlan]

hrmmm.... how to word it as a question...

Will you accept a wish that you have a wonderful Valentine's day!?

RA

 

[lurkingdirk]

Would you give me your address if I Promise to send you one of these?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

A Valentine Poem.

Ode To Spexy

Spexy Ashleigh,
You materialize amongst us
As if made real from a dream
So pretty in pink
So naughty, yet wise
Causing stubborn erections
To be raised between thighs
Oh lovely Ashleigh
So gorgeous and blonde
Straddled atop your Hitachi wand
Breast a-heavin'
Thighs a-shakin'
Letting loose an earth-shattering orgasm
Perfectly ended with bacon​

 

[lurkingdirk]

A Valentine Poem.

Ode To Spexy

Spexy Ashleigh,
You materialize amongst us
As if made real from a dream
So pretty in pink
So naughty, yet wise
Causing stubborn erections
To be raised between thighs
Oh lovely Ashleigh
So gorgeous and blonde
Straddled atop your Hitachi wand
Breast a-heavin'
Thighs a-shakin'
Letting loose an earth-shattering orgasm
Perfectly ended with bacon​

:clap:

 

[Member442]

Happy Valentine's Day Spexy*hugs*

 

[alexpnz]

A Valentine Poem.

Ode To Spexy

Spexy Ashleigh,
You materialize amongst us
As if made real from a dream
So pretty in pink
So naughty, yet wise
Causing stubborn erections
To be raised between thighs
Oh lovely Ashleigh
So gorgeous and blonde
Straddled atop your Hitachi wand
Breast a-heavin'
Thighs a-shakin'
Letting loose an earth-shattering orgasm
Perfectly ended with bacon​

I'm not Aesop, but aren't poems supposed to at least rhyme here and there?!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'm not Aesop, but aren't poems supposed to at least rhyme here and there?!

You're not Aesop
That much is true
There are some rhymes
So fuck you

Better?

 

[alexpnz]

You're not Aesop
That much is true
There are some rhymes
So fuck you

Better?

GAH! You stink....
All you supposed Ashleigh fans should know that she'd appreciate this WAY more than a goofy poem for a Valentines Day present!:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

GAH! You stink....
All you supposed Ashleigh fans should know that she'd appreciate this WAY more than a goofy poem for a Valentines Day present!:

Philistine!

Art is lost on some people.

 

[D-rock]

Do you think Kevin Bacon had the greatest name of any actor ever?

 

[CunningStunts]

If you visit with Alisa, will you stream it so we can participate?