Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

[assholebythedoor]

do you like fertile woman?

 

[qiinson]

Being your valentine would be the greatest honour of my life, you make my heart skip a beat baby. I'll take you out, we'll drown a horse together under the moonlight.
:drool1:

That sounds like my idea of true romance. :lovecoupl

I adore you, but how many times have you been forced to use the ignore list?

 

[mrtrebus]

Did you know that Gary Moore the great lead guitarist of Thin Lizzy passed away over the weekend?

Yes. Yes I did know - http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=484076&highlight=gary+moore

What's the biggest object you've ever had shoved up your ass? Besides a clown

I've never had anything "shoved up [my] ass".

 

[wottle]

Were you always funny or did your wit develop over time.

p.s. your "Mary Pickford" post in one of these many thread caused me to LOL

You rock!!

 

[busenbust]

mr t / is Jason Statham a fucking idiot ? (i think so)//and how much of a fucking idiot /

 

[mrtrebus]

Who let the dogs out? (Who...who...who...)

No one knows.

 

[busenbust]

after Egypt./ will we witness more acts of terrorism mrt /

 

[mrtrebus]

Were you always funny or did your wit develop over time.

p.s. your "Mary Pickford" post in one of these many thread caused me to LOL

You rock!!

I was always funny. According to the Pathé News from the year of my birth I was known as the most hilarious baby of the British Empire. To be honest it became overbearing & I had to change my identity & spent much of my teenage years gallivanting around mainland Europe. But the lure of Blighty proved too much so I returned some time ago to be rediscovered by the youth of the modern world.

 

[vodkazvictim]

mr t / is Jason Statham a fucking idiot ? (i think so)//and how much of a fucking idiot /

What the / is wrong with Busenbust?

 

[mrtrebus]

Is your unidimensional pedantism a consequence of being used as a cum bucket by the crews of several Royal Navy ships?

No. & please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. . .

do you like fertile woman?

No. ukey:

 

[Icewater Jones]

Are YOU the reason behind the Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson divorce???

 

[Tittyman5000]

What is a turd burgler? What do they do and how did you become one?

 

[mrtrebus]

mr t / is Jason Statham a fucking idiot ? (i think so)//and how much of a fucking idiot /

No he is not.
I would define "a fucking idiot" as someone who constantly uses / all the time on messageboards.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Given that the universe is infinite and that global warming will likely end our species...
...Would you like some toast?

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

were you raped by the late jim henson? and did his puppets pull a train on you??

 

[mrtrebus]

Are YOU the reason behind the Pete Wentz/Ashlee Simpson divorce???

No, because I haven't the faintest idea who those people are?!? :dunno:

What is a turd burgler? What do they do and how did you become one?

It is slang for a homosexual. you can't become one, you are either born homosexual or you are not.

Given that the universe is infinite and that global warming will likely end our species...
...Would you like some toast?

No. Or muffins we don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

 

[Red XXX]

Is there a 'Limehouse Chinese Laundry' up north?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

No. Or muffins we don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

You two have provided the best Red Dwarf references! I am happy, and now watching 'Timeslides' to celebrate.

My Q: If you were assigned to fix a faulty drive plate, do yo think you'd end up killing everyone on board your ship?

 

[mrtrebus]

were you raped by the late jim henson? and did his puppets pull a train on you??

No.
Sorry, you I cannot accompany you to your support group.

Is there a 'Limehouse Chinese Laundry' up north?

Dunno, you'd be better off asking Anna May Wong.

 

[vodkazvictim]

No, because I haven't the faintest idea who those people are?!? :dunno:


It is slang for a homosexual. you can't become one, you are either born homosexual or you are not.



No. Or muffins we don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

What about bieberli or Cbipok?