Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

[Shifty]

Welcome back! :clap:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hey, welcome back.

Now go stick it up your fucking chuffer!

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Oh boy, Trebus is back. As if I wasn't getting enough laughs from this board already.

 

[alton88]

He's back. :clap: :clap:

Where have you been?

 

[lurkingdirk]

He's back. :clap: :clap:

Where have you been?

Cell block C down at the lockup is my guess.

He also learned to enjoy anal sex in the shower.

 

[jjo_is4]

I is glad to see you is back.

artysml:

 

[mrtrebus]

He hangs around elsewhere at present. Still alive and well and posting shite music.

Says the bloke who watches the fucking X Factor!

 

[mrtrebus]

why are we here ??

Because there's nowhere else to be. . .

I would like to cancel my account, how can I do? thanks

Ask a moderator I guess?

Que le dijo la uva morada a la uva verde?

Madura tonta.

How are you enjoying your vacation?

It is sublime. Totally sublime.

What had happened? We were just getting to know each other!

No we weren't. Ask me more questions bitch!

Where are you

Here my darling. For you. Always.

Cant say I miss him.

Yes you can. . .you just did!

Can I fuck Orville?

No you pederast!

Have you ever fucked on the beach?

You name the beach. &. I. Am. There. Baby.

I'm thinking of taking over this thread. Any objections?

Yes I OBJECT jjo_is4 if that is indeed your real name sir/madam. I also object if it isn't.

Why did he decide to cash in his chips?

If he is gone for good, then cant a mod close this thread, its clearly run its course now.

No it hasn't.

I know prison is supposed to have bad food but can it really be worse than normal British food? :dunno:

Don't make me bust a cap on yo ass.

 

[busenbust]

welcome back mr/

 

[jjo_is4]

Yes I OBJECT jjo_is4 if that is indeed your real name sir/madam. I also object if it isn't.

:1orglaugh

That's the MrT we all love or hate. Carry on sir. Carry on. :clap:

Says the bloke who watches the fucking X Factor!

He is also the self confessed kinkiest man in England. :1orglaugh

 

[Ace Bandage]

How much did You Miss me during your absence?

 

[mrtrebus]

How much did You Miss me during your absence?

Not at all.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Was it due to your case of bedridden constipation you were unable to get online? Did you finally have that bowel movement?

Welcome back.

 

[mrtrebus]

Was it due to your case of bedridden constipation you were unable to get online? Did you finally have that bowel movement?

Welcome back.

I have never been constipated. Not sure how constipation would make one bedridden, toiletridden yes, but bedridden?!?!? :dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I have never been constipated. Not sure how constipation would make one bedridden, toiletridden yes, but bedridden?!?!? :dunno:

It was so impacted and bad you were unable to move lest you split your stomach lining open, thus you had to stay in bed taking a double dose of stool softener each day until you could finally pass it through.

Has it pass through yet? Also, when it does, will you be able to take care of it yourself or will you be using a colostomy bag for the first few releases?

Either way, I hope you get better, MrTrebus! Constipation is no laughing matter.

 

[titsrock]

Is it hard to get a hummer from Miss Hybrid?

 

[phanto_1985]

I'm really glad you're back man, anyway, what do you think about Julian Assange?

 

[Ulysses31]

Either way, I hope you get better, MrTrebus! Constipation is no laughing matter.

Tell me about it. Constipation really scares the shit out of me.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

welcome back to this forum Mr. T :glugglug:

 

[Moonchild22]

Damn it...Damn it...Damn it!