Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

[wigster]

If i had 3 bananas and you took those 3 bananas would you give them back because there mine, or eat them?

 

[MissHybrid]

What happens next?

There are a few more tasteful ones on my blog.

There aren't actually but as you know all the answers, you will be well aware of that.

Miss Veggie

 

[MissHybrid]

Which would you rather be or a wasp?

Which would you pick or a shovel?

Why are my AA batteries always flat.

 

[wigster]

Which would you rather be or a wasp?

Which would you pick or a shovel?

Why are my AA batteries always flat.

Your questions make no sense!!! :dunno:, and as far as your batteries are concerned "STOP MASTERBATING SO MUCH"

 

[mrtrebus]

If you had 1 MILLION dollars, how would you spend it?

All on you baby! :shy:

Would you rather be full of shit or able to take a shit?

Another fundamentally flawed question! If one was full of shit one would also need to be able to take a shit, likewise the ability to take a shit is all for nought if one wasn’t full of shit?

Is there any truth in the rumour?

None whatsoever I'm afraid. Sorry.

 

[D-rock]

Have you ever gotten into a mock swordfight with somebody using really long dildos?

 

[PirateKing]

Are you my real father?

 

[mrtrebus]

What happens next?

There are a few more tasteful ones on my blog.

In the interests of public decency I dare not say, all I will divulge is that after a rather fun afternoon the cucumber came out sliced!

What did you think of The Masters yesterday? And don't give any of that "I don't follow golf" bullshit. You have the most prestigious course in the world over there (Old Course at St Andrews). Plus, your countryman was battling for the lead.

"I don't follow golf"

 

[on]

have you tried the new Birdseye 100% Cod Fillet Fish Fingers yet?

 

[mrtrebus]

Which came first,the chicken or the egg?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2006/may/26/uknews
:hatsoff:

 

[phanto_1985]

I'm a beginner on the board and i wanna know how do you have reach that level of posting ? This is incredible.I mean, since 2008 you gave 8683 posts;for me you're a machine or a god among humans.lol

 

[mrtrebus]

If i had 3 bananas and you took those 3 bananas would you give them back because there mine, or eat them?

I would eat them because of your grammatical error!

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

i have lots of money and dont know what to do with it, have any investments i should indulge in?

 

[sporty_carr]

I think MissHybrid has the hots for you.

Would you allow her to use a strap-on on you if she so desired?

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

What do you make of the Big Mac Snack Wrap? :thumbsup: or :throwup:

 

[mrtrebus]

Which would you rather be or a wasp?

Which would you pick or a shovel?

Why are my AA batteries always flat.

Hornet?

Trowel?

Dunno, mine are cylindrical.

 

[mrtrebus]

Have you ever gotten into a mock swordfight with somebody using really long dildos?

No.

Are you my real father?

No.

 

[mrtrebus]

have you tried the new Birdseye 100% Cod Fillet Fish Fingers yet?

No. I'm waiting for the 110% Cod Fillet Fish Finger.

I'm a beginner on the board and i wanna know how do you have reach that level of posting ? This is incredible.I mean, since 2008 you gave 8683 posts;for me you're a machine or a god among humans.lol

mrtrebus is a collective, kinda like the Borg. We are many but we are one. You shall all be assimilated!

i have lots of money and dont know what to do with it, have any investments i should indulge in?

Give it to the K Foundation.

I think MissHybrid has the hots for you.

Would you allow her to use a strap-on on you if she so desired?

She got good taste, I'll give her that (amongst other things!)
But my arsehole is exit only.

 

[phanto_1985]

Why are you so obsessed about her ?

http://board.freeones.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=112142&stc=1&d=1270811456

 

[mrtrebus]

What do you make of the Big Mac Snack Wrap? :thumbsup: or :throwup:

I cannot comment. I do not eat that sort of 'food'.