Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

[Ulysses31]

I have to say Sweden, Sweden got Puma Swede (still), Volvo and L3ggy. And ofcourse, Sweden got a longer border to Norway.

I think that if I mention Puma Swede once more, I might have a crush on her...

Why does Norway run along the top of Sweden as well, wouldn't a straight line down the middle would have been easier :dunno:

 

[Spleen]

I have to say Sweden, Sweden got Puma Swede (still), Volvo and L3ggy

I wouldn't bother mentioning that in the travel guide.

He would be better suited in Belgium. In one of those little towns you drive past on the way to a better country.

 

[julialee89]

Why does Norway run along the top of Sweden as well, wouldn't a straight line down the middle would have been easier :dunno:

Oh, yeah. Then Norway would be a larger country!

I wouldn't bother mentioning that in the travel guide.

He would be better suited in Belgium. In one of those little towns you drive past on the way to a better country.

That sounds like Drammen, a city in Norway: Norways largest crossroad!

 

[vodkazvictim]

What the fuck is wrong with Norway?

 

[julialee89]

What the fuck is wrong with Norway?

The taxes and the goverment. I will kill the taxes and replace the goverment with people from the FreeOnes Board. You, VV, could be the new goverments guarddog... or the president of the alcohole department...

Which one is better, Finland or Sweden?

Oh, I forgot Absolute Vodka: only liquer in medicine bottles...

 

[L3ggy]

President of Alcohol Department? Bad idea, but I'm sure you're used to that.

 

[Ulysses31]

If a Swede was walking around in your country could you tell where they were from before you heard them speak (ie on sight only)? If so how?

 

[julialee89]

President of Alcohol Department? Bad idea, but I'm sure you're used to that.

Yes. And im ashamed of that

If a Swede was walking around in your country could you tell where they were from before you heard them speak (ie on sight only)? If so how?

Not before the swede spoke. Exept if it was a celebrity like Puma Swede. And now it is official; I have a crush on Puma Swede!

 

[L3ggy]

Then go marry her, you defector.

 

[Shifty]

Is it a nice town, this 'Norway'?

 

[L3ggy]

I've heard that it's quite terrible.

 

[julialee89]

Then go marry her, you defector.

I want to, but then she will tease me for being Norwegian. And why would a smart swede like Puma marry a silly norwegian like me?

Is it a nice town, this 'Norway'?

Nope, but it is a nice COUNTRY! if you want to see a norwegian city, i will think Stavanger and Bergen might fasinate you.

 

[L3ggy]

So she can make fun of you.

 

[julialee89]

So she can make fun of you.

Well, since she is a goddess and I think she is allowed to make fun of me. Now I have made so much fun out of swedes, so I think its paybacktime.

 

[L3ggy]

Fun of? We haven't taken offence, let me know when you got something offenceable (Yes, that is a word....now)

 

[julialee89]

Lol! Deal, L3ggy!

 

[L3ggy]

Shake, uh, paws and hands?

 

[Ulysses31]

I want to, but then she will tease me for being Norwegian. And why would a smart swede like Puma marry a silly norwegian like me?

Just dye your hair blond and start acting like a jackass, she'll just assume your Swedish :dunno:


Here is a link to some tips of what it's like being Swedish, I actually started writing this post 2 hours ago but fell a asleep reading the article. That's how interesting it was

http://www.kwintessential.co.uk/resources/global-etiquette/sweden.html

 

[L3ggy]

You're just trying to make me mad, aren't you? It won't work, too tired.

 

[Ulysses31]

You're just trying to make me mad, aren't you? It won't work, too tired.

What do you expect at 5am! According to that article you should go to bed at a reasonable hour and get up early in the morning and make something of your life