Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway
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TheOrangeCat
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what is the thing you'd most like to be asked about Norway?
have you even been to Stavanger?
Are you a Ringes drinker?
Are you proud that Oslo is the fastest growing capital (by population) in Europe?
Aftenposten, Dagbladet or Verdens Gang?
have you even been to Stavanger?
Are you a Ringes drinker?
Are you proud that Oslo is the fastest growing capital (by population) in Europe?
Aftenposten, Dagbladet or Verdens Gang?
Nonono... Its Kira Eggers we love!
Do you ski to work? or Is it cold?
Yes, I have. It is the city of the oil. One of Norways 2 (maybe 3) nicest cities and is Norways 3rd largest city. Or is it the 4th largest city?
Nope. I am a Hansa drinker. Hansa is for those on the west coast. Ringnes is for the "east enders". To compear Hansa with Ringnes is like compearing a Rolls roys with a Lada or soem other shit.
Nope. Only fags and sluts lives there. Exept my cusin. And no, we aint kissin' cusins
Yes, but only if the word BOOBIES! or the word SEX is used on the front page. And if you read this answare first, you have just illustrated why.
No, I do not ski to work and it is cold in the wintertime.
Yes. Something like that, yes. That is from the old days when we didnt have fridges. To salt the fish and to dry them made the fish "fresher" for a longer period.
It was nice that we were introduced to fridges last year... :1orglaugh
Oh, and it tastes BAD!
Isn't that the Inuits from Canada and Alaska?
might be. But we had many ways to keep the fish "fresh". Dyed fish, salted fish, smoked fish. And we have something called "gravlaks" ("burried sammon") that I have no clue what is. And I am afraid of getting sick of it.
Gravlax or gravad lax (Swedish), gravet laks (Danish), gravlaks (Norwegian, Danish), graavilohi (Finnish), graavilõhe (Estonian), graflax (Icelandic) is a Nordic dish consisting of raw salmon, cured in salt, sugar, and dill. Gravlax is usually served as an appetizer, sliced thinly and accompanied by hovmästarsås (also known as gravlaxsås), a dill and mustard sauce, either on bread of some kind, or with boiled potatoes.
During the Middle Ages, gravlax was made by fishermen, who salted the salmon and lightly fermented it by burying it in the sand above the high-tide line. The word gravlax comes from the Scandinavian word grav, which literally means "grave" or "hole in the ground" (in Swedish, Norwegian and Danish), and lax (or laks), which means "salmon", thus gravlax means "buried salmon".
Taste so good. Especially with a glass of snaps.
I didn't know that obviously but personally I wouldn't want to admit to knowing a fact like that either lol
No metal bands from either Norway or Sweden come to mind, but as I don't follow Death/Black metal bands that's probably why. And they may very well be shit? I guess you could say I'm in the dark there
Here are some names; Pupper (boobies), bryst (breasts), nusser (???), patter (like for all mammals), dameputer (ladypillows), mugger (juggs)
I prefer metal bands over dancing to "Dancing queen" anyday.
Ok I think I like pupper the best. Hooray for pupper!
Dameputer sounds like a lady pc (thats probably just me thou)
And mugger translates really bad lol
I'm aussie and one slang term we have for boobs is norks lol No idea where that originated from.
And any woman who prefers metal to pop is good in my books
Ok I think I like pupper the best. Hooray for pupper!
Dameputer sounds like a lady pc (thats probably just me thou)
And mugger translates really bad lol
I'm aussie and one slang term we have for boobs is norks lol No idea where that originated from.
And any woman who prefers metal to pop is good in my books
Hooray for pupper! And I know why you are thinking about a comPUTER when you hear the norwegian word for pillows; Puter.
Yeah, I can see why you dont like mugger, but its actually the perfect translation. We use mugger exactly the same way as you use juggs.
Oooo! You got some nice girls in Australia!
Yeah. And we also have different kinds of lefse too!
I'm glad I got to learn a few norwegian words, even if I probably will never get to use them. I'd probably get the pronounciation wrong anyway
Yeah we do have some nice girls in Australia, but I think most countries do.
Is there anyone in particular you mean or just in general?
Wait that's not about Norway is it? hahaIts Very good, Bad and EVEN WORSE! Lol. The truth that different parts in Norway have different kinds of lefses. Some are very good and some are very bad. But in some cases you can blame the filling.
I'm glad I got to learn a few norwegian words, even if I probably will never get to use them. I'd probably get the pronounciation wrong anyway
Yeah we do have some nice girls in Australia, but I think most countries do.
Is there anyone in particular you mean or just in general?
That IS an indirect question about Norway; im norwegian. I ment aussie girls in general. Especially Nicole Turnfion and Catherine McNeil
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
i think what we might be talking about here is Hákarl, an Icelandic delicacy, made from Basking Shark.
The shark's flesh is poisonous when fresh, so it is buried in the ground and weighted down so that fluids are pressed from the body as the shark ferments for up to 12 weekss
Strips are then cut off and hung to dry, before being cubed. It's often served as a bar snack, like tapas.
It is an acquired taste, which explains why it is best followed by a shot of Black Death (Brennivín) a powerful schnapps flavored with caraway.
I'm aussie and hadn't even heard of them, I had to look them up! lol Nicole is very yummy to say the least. Do you know if she is single? lol
One of my all time favs although she is no longer a model is Megan Gale. :drool2: :drool1:. And I guess Miranda Kerr is ok, but her taste in men (ie Orlando Bloom) leaves a lot to be desired lol
Can you name some examples of fine Norwegian women? There's gotta be lots
Well, it seems like we have alot of different food from different cultures that is based around the same ideas
I'm aussie and hadn't even heard of them, I had to look them up! lol Nicole is very yummy to say the least. Do you know if she is single? lol
One of my all time favs although she is no longer a model is Megan Gale. :drool2: :drool1:. And I guess Miranda Kerr is ok, but her taste in men (ie Orlando Bloom) leaves a lot to be desired lol
Can you name some examples of fine Norwegian women? There's gotta be lots
First I have to say Mel Gibson, Sophie Monk and the trio from Tripod are VERY hansome and I dont know if Nikole is single... uhm...
Anyways... Of norwegian goodies, we have "a few"
Kathrine Mohold (a sexy milf, host for a romance program, my favorite on this list
Vicky Vette (duh! I have mentioned her before)
Tanja Hansen or Tanya Hansen (pornstar)
Dorthe Skappel (to look at her is supposedly healthy for males over 40, according to norwegian media)
Celina Midelfart (busineslady)
Siri Kalvig (weatherlady)
Tone Damli Aaberge (some Idol-winner or something, I dont care)
Linni Meiser
Lene Alexandra
Mona Grudt (miss Universe 1990)
Tara Veronica Jensen (an up-and-commers model, I went to scool with her, http://www.nordicface.com/modell/3400 )
Elisabeth Andreassen (hey, I love milfs, ok?)
Marianne Aulie (a female artist that is more famous because of her butt and stunts than her acrual art. you might not understand a crap of what this link is about, but most photos migh illustrate why her butt is famous: http://www.klikk.no/produkthjemmesider/herogna/article547781.ece )
Do you want more, you say?
Benedikte Rasmussen (weather lady)
Elin Tvedt (weather lady)
Susanne Goksør (handball player)
Kari Trå (skier)
Sarah Eick (TV host)
Helene Rask (her last name IS Rask, and rask is norwegian for speed)
And we can't forget the VERY busty actor that managed to close a forum because people were talking about how sexy she is and how they wanted to fuck her (its true! well, more or less, anyways)
Aylar Lie (pornstar / model / "singer")
Jan Thomas Mørch Husby... Oh! Wait! I forgot! She is a he! He is gay!
And we have many lovely ladies that should be celebrities but aint.
And if you didnt like the ladies above, we also have Jan Teigen and Erna Solberg.
Kathrine Mohold - Absolutely gorgeous.
Vicky Vette - No words necessary
Celina Midelfart, Siri Kalvig, Lene Alexandra - 3 hot blondes
Mona Grudt - Stunning (I like brunettes)
Tara Veronica Jensen - You went to school with her? Dunno about you but the only thing I would have studied would have been her!
Marianne Aulie - Yes that indeed is a fine example of a butt.
Elin Tvedt and Benedikte Rasmussen - I'd watch the weather forecasts in norway just for them, esp. Elin
Kari Trå - She could grab my ski pole anytime lol
Helene Rask - Dunno about speed but she was giving my optic nerve a good workout hehe
Aylar Lie - Sexy as hell.
I think the last 2 were posted as jokes lol I went from hard to soft in an instant hahaha
As for old man Mel, I'm not sure I consider him aussie....he was born in the US, moved here at age 11 and has lived in the US the last 20 odd years. Plus he calls himself an American which is fine by me after all his anti-simetism over the last few years haha.
Sophie Monk is ok but I dunno I've been a real big fan of hers. Dunno why (maybe cos she is all looks and nothing else)
I can't believe you know Tripod lol thats so awesome. But Yon is very handsome? Are you sure? lol And do you have a fav tune of theirs?
Are there any Norwegian comedians or comedy acts who are good but perform in English?
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