Ask me (Alisa) ALMOST anything

OK, top 3. and if you include mine I'll accuse you of being a suck up and spank you! ;) :mad:

Lol great way for me not to pick you

in no particular order

Death-Proof-69 have to love a 69 with no chance of death
Lurkingdirk a good lurker is hard to find. So I can't let him go.
Eric Lindros one of my fav hockey players :bowdown:
 
i am thinking of going to a sex toy sore today, any suggestions of what i should buy?

That's a terribly loaded question. I would need to know if it's for you alone or if it's for you and a lady.


For you alone or with female a great lubes example Lickable, oh the kind that heat up when you breath on them are nice too etc.


For with her rope if its her your and her thing. A new dildo a girl can never have enough of them and they are fun to use together when the guy can control how fast they vibrate possible rotate depending on the one you pick out.

For yourself they have some amazing vaginas now you can buy and butts that don't take up much space and are from what I understand very pleasurable for the guy.

I hope that helps.

Oh a paddle is always fun to have I think.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
If you turned up at my door with pizza, what would we chat about, what would we do, and if you were silly enough to let me get you drunk, could I drizzle a mix of Greek olive oil and Italian Balsamic vinegar on your buttocks and lick it off?
 
sadly its for myself


Then definitely a Vagina or butt toy and lube.

If you turned up at my door with pizza, what would we chat about, what would we do, and if you were silly enough to let me get you drunk, could I drizzle a mix of Greek olive oil and Italian Balsamic vinegar on your buttocks and lick it off?

Mmmm The weather we would have at least an hour long convo about the weather and effect its having through out the world. Then we'd talk about cats lol and after that I would need a drink or 10. As for the Oil and vinegar I don't think so.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Canis Lupus(Wolf) or Panthera Tigris(Tiger)?
 

GodsEmbryo

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If you turned up at my door with pizza, what would we chat about, what would we do, and if you were silly enough to let me get you drunk, could I drizzle a mix of Greek olive oil and Italian Balsamic vinegar on your buttocks and lick it off?

Mmmm The weather we would have at least an hour long convo about the weather and effect its having through out the world. Then we'd talk about cats lol and after that I would need a drink or 10. As for the Oil and vinegar I don't think so.

And after VV has fallen asleep because of the drug You Mixed in the pizza, what pranks would you do to him?
:elaugh:
 
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