Ask me (Alisa) ALMOST anything

[Member442]

Why are women so much better than men?
Is it because God is a woman?

We give birth.

She is cool.(She's not Alanis Morissette though right) Then yes that probably has something to do with it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sex with Jack Nicholson

Or with Steve Urkel

 

[Member442]

what's your favorite type of coffee?
what's your dream car?
what would your 3 genie wishes be?

I don't drink coffee so none.
A 1968 Corvette in Canary Yellow!

1 to not be sick ever again
2 my kids got grow up healthy and stay that way till death of old age.
3 getting my dream car.

Sex with Jack Nicholson

Or with Steve Urkel

Steve Urkel

 

[jitna]

We give birth.

She is cool.(She's not Alanis Morissette though right) Then yes that probably has something to do with it.

she's not? did kevin smith lie to me?

 

[bustybbwlover]

how come mexican food tastes and smells so good but at the same time leaves you with some majorly foul breath?


it's like a trick that gets played on you for your enjoyment

 

[Supafly]

Alcoholic rum n cock.

Was that a freudian slip or do you like your rum stirred with penis :1orglaugh

 

[Member442]

she's not? did kevin smith lie to me?

No I don't think so. Not really it's not like he could get the real god to come do his movie so he just substituted the best he could. Didn't you read the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie?

how come mexican food tastes and smells so good but at the same time leaves you with some majorly foul breath?


it's like a trick that gets played on you for your enjoyment

It's the spices they use.
Well if you are on a blind date and you meet her and you know you don't like her its a great food to suggest because no one will want to kiss after eating it.

Was that a freudian slip or do you like your rum stirred with penis :1orglaugh

Freudian slip. You know how much I love cock. I've been sick so I've been really missing sucking cock.

 

[jitna]

No I don't think so. Not really it's not like he could get the real god to come do his movie so he just substituted the best he could. Didn't you read the disclaimer at the beginning of the movie?

disclaimers? no. i suppose you read instruction manuals too?

 

[Member442]

disclaimers? no. i suppose you read instruction manuals too?

I like his disclaimer at the beginning of the movie. It was funny.

No only if I'm doing electrical work. I'm not that great at it yet.

 

[XfinhoX]

if we were neighbors, could i borrow sugar from you and have some sex from time to time

 

[HeartBroker]

Where did I misplace my bowl?

 

[jitna]

I like his disclaimer at the beginning of the movie. It was funny.

wasnt it something about the platypus?

No only if I'm doing electrical work. I'm not that great at it yet.

thats smart. you screw up there and you could get electrocuted. trust me, thats never fun

 

[bustybbwlover]

do external testes seem like a design flaw to you too?

 

[rizwano]

ever fucked in a moving vehicle? are u supporting the packers?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

100 years from now, what would you mankind like to have achieved?
If you could make a movie, what would it be about?

 

[D-rock]

Do you think cooler weather gives people a great excuse to cuddle more?

 

[Member442]

if we were neighbors, could i borrow sugar from you and have some sex from time to time

Yes to the sugar I don't know about the sex.

Where did I misplace my bowl?

It's in your tub.

wasnt it something about the platypus?

thats smart. you screw up there and you could get electrocuted. trust me, thats never fun

I can't remember maybe.


I have it really sucks that's why I read the instructions now.

do external testes seem like a design flaw to you too?

No they are a great toy.

ever fucked in a moving vehicle? are u supporting the packers?

Given head sadly not fucked.

Yes I am. Go Packers.

100 years from now, what would you mankind like to have achieved?
If you could make a movie, what would it be about?

How to actually de-evolve as a species.

I don't know I'll need more time to think about that.

Do you think cooler weather gives people a great excuse to cuddle more?

Not really anymore we have great heating systems in houses. I wish it still did though.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Would you do on a beach or in the woods sex I mean?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

How to actually de-evolve as a species.

Become fish again? :dunno:

 

[Member442]

Would you do on a beach or in the woods sex I mean?

Woods

Become fish again? :dunno:

I think that would take more than 100 years but yes that's the main idea though maybe more like a chimp.