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Why does VV anal fuck dirty homeless women with sledge-hammers?

i'd like some clarification, are these dirty homeless women VV is anally fucking in possession of the sledge-hammers or are the sledge-hammers the implements that VV is fucking them anally with? thanks.
 
i'd like some clarification, are these dirty homeless women VV is anally fucking in possession of the sledge-hammers or are the sledge-hammers the implements that VV is fucking them anally with? thanks.

It's just one sledge-hammer VV keeps in the back of his car and when when he sees a dirty homeless woman that he likes he shoves the metal part deep into her poop-shoot.
 
were you dropped on your head as a baby?
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Do you cut Dr. Scholls pads into the shape of a tree and hang them from your rear view mirror?
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
What's wrong with AlexP? Why is he so full of shit and anger?

Because your both a Derelict and a cancer to this place.
Especially with all the self serving, horseshit you spew all over the forum that nobody gives a shit enough to even "entertain the thought" of responding to.

Your threads have less replies than a 700 lb. fatman's profile on Match.com.


You should either eliminate yourself or GTFOH soon as possible.

Happy New Year Dope! :party:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Dear M12,

Why is vodkazvictim such a cunt?

Sincerely

Dirk (> vodkaz)
Dear Lurky, lately you have been ze bigger cunt.

He is just a cute little pussy. Not a cunt. :D


Hey M12,

Would you consider giving/getting a rimjob to/from your best "pal" Vodkazvictim??

:eek:

Take care.

John
Getting? No. My ass is too hairy. I feel uncomfy anyone getting near it.

Giving. If he's a good girl....:suspicious:


What was the better supergroup: Audioslave or Velvet Revolver?
I have no fucking idea.


Hey, m12, is that cunt bobkasbictim a registered sex offender? Also. Stan said Dirl's pennis tastes like VV's asshole, how is this possible?
Not in Germany. And I don't know what a pennis is.


Why does VV anal fuck dirty homeless women with sledge-hammers?
Dirty homeless women deserve some love, too? :dunno:


Why do you love feet as much as dick?
Why do you love them assholes so much? o_O


Who would you rather have sex with:

Briana Lee or Bailey Jay
Well I want to marry Bailey and be Bri's best friend!

Wait...that would mean neither huh?

Okay I chose Bailey for ze sexytime. :)


I hope people aren't chirping him ferreal.

Who'd win in a fight? 5 leopards, or Rainier Wolfcastle without a gun?
Do ze leopards have guns?


If you could take STDiva anywhere, where would you take him?
Probably to a urologist?


Do you think 2013 will be the year VV is finally successful @ suicide??
Successful? No. Comitting suicide? Also no.


Why do alex's farts smell like snookie's feet?
He ate her feet?


Why you no claim fansign? :confused:
I'm a lazy bastard. :o I will claim it sometime.


What's wrong with AlexP? Why is he so full of shit and anger?
He's from Jersey! :facepalm:


Do you gangam style, you whiny cunt?
What's wrong with you?


were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Maybe. Wouldn't make a difference on you I guess, you fucking Cheesehead!


Do you cut Dr. Scholls pads into the shape of a tree and hang them from your rear view mirror?
Do they have them in new car smell? Or at least in hot girls cheesy feet smell?


Have you ever ask for feet signs in your circle of friends?
Don't have many friends. I think I haven't so far.

But I consider Nikki as my friend and I asked her for some feetsie pics. She sent them to me! :D :drool2: Cute little suckable toes she has!
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Well I want to marry Bailey and be Bri's best friend!

Wait...that would mean neither huh?

Okay I chose Bailey for ze sexytime. :)

Do you have ANY earthly idea how both, wrong and homosexual, that makes you???

GODDAMNED IT MALEY, DO YOU!!!???!???:mad::facepalm:
 
Do you have ANY earthly idea how both, wrong and homosexual, that makes you???

GODDAMNED IT MALEY, DO YOU!!!???!???:mad::facepalm:


I would say Bailey too. I am a huge fan of Sarina Valentina and I would marry her in a heartbeat. My views on Transsexuals are they are guys who want to be girls so let them be girls but only if they look like a girl, sound like a girl, and Bailey fits that description. So I consider her a beautiful girl even though that she has a dick same goes to Sarina. So to what you said to Maley goes to me as well since I've dated
transsexuals hell even fucked a few (and been fucked) and I don't reget it at all. If my views makes me wrong and homosexual to like transsexuals, then so be it. Take a look at my sig, I love transsexuals and that will never change.

I'm glad to be back.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
To cut a long story short, I wasn't allowed to make fun of stupid members. And I did that once too often.


Thank you for answering my questions. I was always curious who you would pick.
Also wouldn't Briana be your "breast" friend?
Hehe, I guess so. :D


Do you still play soccer?
Unfortunately no. Don't have time anymore.


Do you have ANY earthly idea how both, wrong and homosexual, that makes you???

GODDAMNED IT MALEY, DO YOU!!!???!???:mad::facepalm:
No. How does sexytime with a girl make me a homosexual? Please to explain.


I would say Bailey too. I am a huge fan of Sarina Valentina and I would marry her in a heartbeat. My views on Transsexuals are they are guys who want to be girls so let them be girls but only if they look like a girl, sound like a girl, and Bailey fits that description. So I consider her a beautiful girl even though that she has a dick same goes to Sarina. So to what you said to Maley goes to me as well since I've dated
transsexuals hell even fucked a few (and been fucked) and I don't reget it at all. If my views makes me wrong and homosexual to like transsexuals, then so be it. Take a look at my sig, I love transsexuals and that will never change.

I'm glad to be back.
Where the hell have you been anyway? Glad to have you back! :)


Why do you spell the as ze?
Because ze Djermins do it lik zat! :facepalm:
 
Where the hell have you been anyway? Glad to have you back! :)

I was in Scotland visiting family, then I went to New Zealand for vacation over the holidays.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Well. I'll put it to ya like this, if "sexytime" involves someone who has another penis....that is NOT some sort of threesome, is GAY.

No matter how you slice it, brah..
 
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