Ask an American...

[ChefChiTown]

okay, you need to borrow. borrow borrow borrow. do it!!!! borrow!!!!!!!

okay sport is whack. don't look at sport too much cause you're going gay if you don't watch it.

same goes for cars. guys are rubbing off at cars. look at girls ass and tits every so often if you can be bothered.

oh hey. you need coche. clean coche. mercedes coche or saab coche. buy buy buy!!!!!!!

I'm convinced that one of the following is true...

A) You know middlefingerluv
B) You are middlefingerluv
C) Everytime you masturbate, you ejaculate into an empty ice cube tray so you can make cum flavored ice cubes that you can float inside of your favorite fruit juices
D) All of the above

 

[thanksimout]

I'm convinced that one of the following is true...

A) You know middlefingerluv
B) You are middlefingerluv
C) Everytime you masturbate, you ejaculate into an empty ice cube tray so you can make cum flavored ice cubes that you can float inside of your favorite fruit juices
D) All of the above

Christ Chef that was one of your best posts!

 

[jibbijib]

So I looked thru this thread, and saw people arguing about baseball.


It's pointless to have this thread because America is so in your face and narcissistic, that there really is no reason to ask anything.

Everything boils down to the media influence and how shitty all the politicians are. None of the wars were necessary. Well, necessary for immoral people to make money, and that's about it. No one wanted war, but they were forced into it with fearmongering.

[/rant]

 

[ChefChiTown]

So I looked thru this thread, and saw people arguing about baseball.


It's pointless to have this thread because America is so in your face and narcissistic, that there really is no reason to ask anything.

Oh yeah? Well, I looked at your face and decided that it's pointless to have you! So, yeah!

You ugly
You ugly
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no ali...

...eh, I'm cheerleading again, aren't I? :uohs:

 

[Mauser98k]

So... Vietnam, eh?

yeah, that (just like Iraq) is our government speaking on behalf of citizens they don't let speak

 

[titsrock]

Years later, the Dutch came and founded "New Amsterdam", I believe you US-citizens call it New York.

Does this mean these little beauties are really just our way of paying homage to our....

 

[titsrock]

It's not like we Americans all get together and decide when and where to go to war.

We actually do do this. Ever heard of an Elks Club...or the Masons....or Rotary Clubs...:dunno:

 

[Jagger69]

And what about English muffins? Why don't we have them in England? :wave2:

The same reason we don't have "American" football in America....or the French don't have french fries, etc.

 

[Galactic]

Does this mean these little beauties are really just our way of paying homage to our....

:rofl: That's one of the funniest things I have seen in a while!

 

[ChefChiTown]

The same reason we don't have "American" football in America....or the French don't have french fries, etc.

Then what about American cheese? :dunno: Isn't that weird? THAT'S the cheese that gets our country's name.

 

[tubuler]

We actually do do this. Ever heard of an Elks Club...or the Masons....or Rotary Clubs...:dunno:

Well... the 99.999999% of us that aren't in the exclusive Old Boy's Club should say 'they' instead of 'we' when referring to those responsible for taking this country to war.

 

[titsrock]

Well... the 99.999999% of us that aren't in the exclusive Old Boy's Club should say 'they' instead of 'we' when referring to those responsible for taking this country to war.

I think you've got your mask on a little tight tonight Cobra Commander. I have not been answering the Vietnam "question" rationally. Sarcastically, yes. Elks Clubs, Masons...as if these little Congresses of the Blue Hairs could actually do anything like rally the war machine

 

[calpoon]

the reason that we have English muffins is because the US is secretly still owned and controlled by England. look it up, crazy people on the internet belief in it.

 

[meesterperfect]

....about fruit juices, with no fucking juice!

.....about corn syrup being the main ingredient in everything.

 

[love_tha_sweet]

Yep in 1492. He was born in Italy and discovered the US shipping under Italian flag.

Years later, the Dutch came and founded "New Amsterdam", I believe you US-citizens call it New York.

Wrong- Some tanned skinned dark haired people rumored to be somewhere from Asia founded the land and had many names such as Mississippi, Wakulla, Ochobee, etc. Later to be called Mississippi. Wakulla, Ochobee, etc

 

[tunsty]

I'm convinced that one of the following is true...

A) You know middlefingerluv
B) You are middlefingerluv
C) Everytime you masturbate, you ejaculate into an empty ice cube tray so you can make cum flavored ice cubes that you can float inside of your favorite fruit juices
D) All of the above

It's our way of compensating for comparatively small genetalia

^
and if we accept Bodie's 'small genitalia' theory as being true.. then oscar has a pussy.

 

[titsrock]

Are Americans the greatest "grillers" in all of the world?

 

[Legzman]

Are Americans the greatest "grillers" in all of the world?

I'd have to say yes.

 

[HeyFellas]

the reason that we have English muffins is because the US is secretly still owned and controlled by England.

The way this country's been going the last few years, I think it's the other way around. Every other shop or company now seems to be from the U.S. But you still can't get a decent Chevy truck over here, I need a Big Block Special! :wave2:

 

[BlueBalls]

So.......American's



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