Here's a little known Canadian related thing - if a Canadian team fails to win the Stanley Cup by 2013, we will invade and conquer the entire USA so that all teams in the NHL are Canadian
At one time not too long ago, yes, we were an entire nation of floppy-head no-jaw having peoples. When we brought in universal healthcare(in the 70's I believe) for every citizen, everyone was able to hit up the plastic surgeon and get their faces done proper. Newborns have the procedure done just after birth and now there's only a couple hundred Canadians alive who remain floppy headed/jawless. Terrence and Phillip were actually corrected at birth but then decided to go back to the traditional physical structure in hopes of making it big in America as "unique" Canadian freaks
For the next five years I'm supporting any U.S team. :1orglaugh :wave2:
Is it true that Strange Brew with Bob and Doug McKenzie is every true Canadian’s favorite movie?
lol...i dont really remember it
some of this canadians faves...
slapshot
days of thunder
rocky 2
groundhog day
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Of course, even then, the chances of a Canadian team winning is slim to nil. :wave:
Actually, us Canadians are fond of the movie Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders.
its not the water or topsoil...it is canadian mens sperm that makes the women so hot...so tell all the women you know, that if they want to be hot like the canadian hotties you are talking about,send your women up here to canada so we can rub in some magic jizz all over her.
its worth a try..results may vary
Is it true that a Canadian’s idea of a kick ass bachelor party is a night at a strip club in Moose Jaw?
where did the stereostype come from that canadians are scared of the dark ? no offence intended. just saw it on How I met your mother episode
I'm actually from Vancouver, and it's home to some of the most stuck up, superficial, entitled women in the world. It's been said that Vancouver has the toughest, most ruthless dating scene in North America, even worse than LA. I wouldn't doubt it.
Not a word of a lie. It's FAKE city here! Gawdamn handbags and designer sunglasses - they're all the same
come to windsor....nothin but hookers and sluts here lol
with the economy being shitty as hell, you could probably pick up a blowjob for a cool 20 now
with the economy being shitty as hell, you could probably pick up a blowjob for a cool 20 now
or you are over 30...but lots of milfs here too