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titsrock said:
If British women were going to create a brand new sexual position, what would it be called and how would it, er, happen?
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The Ploughman's Lunch.

You attach a ***** to her tits (with some rope) and and fuck her as the horses pull her along the field. Then - afterwards - pull out the block of cheese you stuck up her ass and share it with the horses. As you're already pickling your cock there's no need to bring any along. ;)
 
titsrock said:
If British women were going to create a brand new sexual position, what would it be called and how would it, er, happen?
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The Not Now I Want To Watch Eastenders position. This would involve the man leaving the room, going to his shed & masturbating over a picture of his wife's ****** (again). :(
 
rebekahdee said:
Sorry to hijack the conversation but being a 'Brit' my ears naturally pricked up when i saw the title of the thread. I thought i would post this to help Hot Mega out with the description of Northern Birds which highlights some great British humour too.

Excuse those who are already familiar with the vid:

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REbekah.xxx
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mrtrebus said:
NO. British human units mate for life. When an British gentleman dies his spouse commits suicide, she salutes the photo of the Queen that everyone has in their home, sheds a single tear, strips down to her union flag underwear & then undertakes the final valiant act, submerging herself in a large cup of hot sweet tea.
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im packing my bags.:rofl:
 
What do British people say before they start eating. I don´t mean things like "yummy" or something like that. In Germany, we say "Guten Appetit" in order to express that we wish each person a "good appetit". The French people say "Bon Appetit". Is there an English equivalent for this saying?

What do you say in Britain?

Enjoy your meal? Have a nice meal?

Can you give me a formal and a more colloquial example?
Greetings collector
 
collector said:
What do British people say before they start eating. I don´t mean things like "yummy" or something like that. In Germany, we say "Guten Appetit" in order to express that we wish each person a "good appetit". The French people say "Bon Appetit". Is there an English equivalent for this saying?

What do you say in Britain?

Enjoy your meal? Have a nice meal?

Can you give me a formal and a more colloquial example?
Greetings collector
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We said grace at school. "From what we are about to receive, Good Lord deliver us"

On the whole we wouldn't tell somebody to enjoy a meal. like "have a nice day" it's a meaningless phrase which insults the intelligence.
 
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