Asa's take on her birthday - don't worry, I won't be doing this regularly, follow her your own damned selves - from her Twitter. I just KNEW she'd come out with some kind of gold :
"Thank u for all the birthday comments. I just wished my mom a happy Labor Day and she didn't get it. Ugh, immigrants."
"I can't believe I've made it to 30 without any hellokitty tattoos or sex offender registrations"
"But I've contracted chlamydia six times so it's not like I haven't lived."