One thing I love about Asa is her tweeting - she is forthright, intelligent and often funny. Here are some of my favourites, if you'll forgive the temporary break from fap content :

08/10/14 - In case I wasn't embarrassing enough already, I make sex noises when I use a Q-tip now

14/10/14 - Creampies are romantic because at the very least, it means she's willing to have your abortion

17/10/14 - If I could suck a stranger's penis in exchange for my suitcase being packed right now, I would do it.

28/10/14 - There's something hugely empowering to me about doing an interview on feminism with cum in my hair from last night

14/11/14 - It's weird that if someone cums straight onto your tongue, u won't catch their cold - but if they cough five feet away from u, u will

08/12/14 - Today I watched a dude suck his own dick, & then I ate all 25 chocolates from an advent calendar in one sitting. Adulthood is great.

21/12/14 - Tonight, I fucked myself with a beer bottle while strangers threw money at me. Hi dad!
 
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