Are you ugly?

See ugliness comes from some mathematical formula....

It has an X, and a Y, uses some square root, and a Standard deviation within a certain data table of drunk and sober chicks with a factor of pi, and e the natural number....

Forgot how it goes but on a scale of 1-10, i got a 15.4, every time.... never get it, but chicks always say this funny line of, "Tee-hee you look like Nicolas Cage." So how do I get a 15.4?!?! Got to love math. Looks don't pay, otherwise I'd be a model, an ugly male model.

PS, Wal-Mart rejected my application, reason, I looked too good.
 
If you want to feel attractive you should take a trip to the local Walmart. It always does the trick for me.

The county fair works just as well, if not better. :hatsoff:
 

villiageidiot

Leah's Biggest Fan!
Yes I'm ugly! I'm a man! Men are the most repulsive, disgusting creatures on the planet! But, I get hit on by women from time to time, so at least some women don't think I am as nasty as I do!
 
Nah, I think I'm pretty good looking. Girls tell me I look sexy on average and no girl has ever called me ugly. I feel ugly sometimes due to the fact that I'm a guy and I get repulsed by my masculinity lol. Beauty is still in the eye of the beholder if you think about it. There are many girls I've met that have fallen head over heels for me and there are some that don't seem to give a shit about me when I try picking them up. It all depends on luck and persistence I suppose.
 
My mommy says I'm the most handsomest boy in town :D

In all seriousness, I don't consider myself either handsome or ugly, some ladies (usually moms who want me for their daughters) have said that I'm really handsome, but I guess their dauthers don't think so. I'm not posting pictures but I think I'm like a combination of Mr. Bean and Mr. Smith (the matrix guy). Now I really don't believe it's what's inside that counts, if that were true I'd be considered the most eligible bachelor in town.

By the way, Valentine's is next friday, so ba-hum-bug!!
 

Wainkerr99

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Ugly = minus $1000 000. -:)

I am not ugly, not by a long shot, even without the money.

If you think someone wants to get to know you, if you really want to believe that, if you care about knowing that person, you can put away the preconceived idea that tells you that girl doesn't want to talk to you.

Watch "Hitch" again.
 
No blueballs.. 'Fool' , you misheard her..


Anyway 'beauty is in the eye of the beerholder' :glugglug:

Right, right, right..... I must have also misheard her say "a" as well. But she does come out with stuff like this all the time.

"Blue you are the son of God"
"Blue I am your father"
"Blue what the fuck are you doing, go get me a pack of bacon so I can feed the mice"
"Blue I have an itch, scratch it for me"
"Blue if today is wednesday and yesterday was tuesday, in 27 days time what day will it be?"
"Blue you fucking idiot"
 
I've never really thought about it, I've never had trouble getting a date!
I will say that beauty is subjective and not easily defined.
somebody who can find beauty in anything is truly beautiful... Unfortunately when it comes to judging solely by looks I fear that I don't measure up to that, as I'm as shallow as most!
 
If it makes you feel any better there are attractive guys out there that don't get much from it, especially if they don't have money backing it up. It's not like the advantage women get for being attractive at least. I know somebody that other people say looks good, is funny, intelligent, wise, physically fit, and very nice...and it has gotten him absolutely nowhere in life. In the end I don't know if it's that big of a deal to focus on. It's a nice bonus if you have it but a lot of times that's about it.
I have to agree with that as I've seen it first hand...
My dad, while not ugly is about 40 lbs overweight. But, since his 5th divorce when I was 22 has never had a girlfriend younger then me... And, they all have been hot as hell... His secret is what you've probably guessed... He's loaded!
 
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