Another large bird **** reported, this time in Louisiana

:tinhat:

After reports of thousands of dead red-winged blackbirds falling from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas -- along with reports of a massive fish **** in the same area -- raised concerned eyebrows across the land, another bird **** is being reported in a small town near Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/another-large-bird-****-reported-this-time-in-louisiana
 
Possible explanations:

- Mass suicide of bird cults.
- Overindulgence during the holiday season.
- Identity crisis (birds think they are Biblical frogs)
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
This is the worst sequel to The Birds I have ever seen.
 
This is what the Belgian press wrote as possible explanations:
A large amount of birds could be ****** by lightning on a high altitude
Another explanation would be that the bird were ****** by a hailstorm
Others say it was stress of the fireworks at New Year.
Scientist have taken a dozen of birds to see what have caused the mass ****.

Whatever the right answer is, this is tragic.
I love birds, and I can't imagine one of the reasons is written above by the press. I believe it has got to do with human being. Poison or fertilizers on fields...
At the other hand, sometimes you see this behaviour by whales as well, these mass killings. But I never heard of it by birds before these events from last days.
 
This is what the Belgian press wrote as possible explanations:
A large amount of birds could be ****** by lightning on a high altitude
Another explanation would be that the bird were ****** by a hailstorm
Others say it was stress of the fireworks at New Year.
Scientist have taken a dozen of birds to see what have caused the mass ****.

Whatever the right answer is, this is tragic.
I love birds, and I can't imagine one of the reasons is written above by the press. I believe it has got to do with human being. Poison or fertilizers on fields...
At the other hand, sometimes you see this behaviour by whales as well, these mass killings. But I never heard of it by birds before these events from last days.

I'll bet you do love birds. Isn't that some kind of cat in your avatar??:cool:
 
I'll bet you do love birds. Isn't that some kind of cat in your avatar??:cool:

:D It is indeed, but that's because it's orange and a lady killer, and so my favorite Disney character. I was, believe it or not, serious (yes I can be from time to time, not often though) about this.
 
That contraption is capable of changing the weather, mind control, even sending huge hologram's into the sky & even earthquakes? I once saw a video where they said if in the near future you see something in the sky like a Huge UFO or God or what not, don't believe it, Its meant to send the population into mass hysteria causing death & suicide!
They want us to die to control the population, the less of us the more food, money, resources for them in the future, By them I mean the *********
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
The end is nigh! :tinhat: 'TIS THE APOCOLYPSE! :tinhat: We must sacrifice a virgin that we might appease the Gods and earn their forgiveness, reclaiming our right to populate the lands!

Let us sacrifice a virgin forthwith my brothers, that the current paradise in which we live may continue.

*looks around for a virgin*

Fuck. It's gonna be me, isn't it? :(
 
The end is nigh! :tinhat: 'TIS THE APOCOLYPSE! :tinhat: We must sacrifice a virgin that we might appease the Gods and earn their forgiveness, reclaiming our right to populate the lands!

Let us sacrifice a virgin forthwith my brothers, that the current paradise in which we live may continue.

*looks around for a virgin*

Fuck. It's gonna be me, isn't it? :(

They tried that, but couldn't find one in Louisiana :1orglaugh
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Al Gore exterminated them with DDT sprayed from his private jet.
 
i was thinking someone in louisiana has shot some kind of previously unidentified large bird at first...this reminded me of flashforward anyone else watch the show...apparently not cuz it got cancelled
 
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