And now he's a vegetable

[Shifty]

Seriously? Dude, we already have one emcee. We don't need another.

Yes, seriously.

And don't call me dude.

 

[Mayhem]

I forgot. You guys aren't "dudes". You're hosers, or something. I dunno. I was going to take Canadian in high school but the class was canceled due to lack of interest.

 

[PlumpRump]

Luvs, I heard that someone was ****** in a car accident recently.

I guess if they would have been carrying, they could have shot the other driver to death before the collision, thus saving their own life.

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