America Furiously Masturbating to New Wendy’s Girl

[Luxman]

I've thought about it, but I'd only do it if she was naked and eating a big mac.

http://www.thefastertimes.com/adver...on-furiously-masturbating-to-new-wendys-girl/

 

[sean miguel]

I wouldn't call it "furiously." More like if I've got the 5 minutes to spare.

 

[kappy]

Thefuq? She isn't even hot

 

[squallumz]

Thefuq? She isn't even hot

she's definitely no pippi longstocking.



wait.

 

[Luxman]

she's definitely no pippi longstocking.

wait.

There's a porn "parody" of most popular movies.

http://www.cumlouder.com/porn-video/pippi-longsucking/

 

[RASQ]

I jerk off to Progressive's spoke woman, Flo as well.

 

[squallumz]

There's a porn "parody" of most popular movies.

http://www.cumlouder.com/porn-video/pippi-longsucking/

stupid.

 

[alkidder]

Well between her and Clara Peller, the former wants to feed you a baconator while the latter wanted to know where's the beef? Guess it could go either way.

 

[Will E Worm]

Nielsen reports that Wendy’s has had to remove life-size cutouts of the new Wendy’s girl from dozens Wendy locations after mass bouts of public masturbation broke out. In one instance in Clifton, NJ, the police were summoned but merely proceeded to rub one out upon arrival.

Fake. :nono:





Morgan Smith Goodwin

 

[fkknuckle]

I don't know about rubbin one out to her but I would definitely put my penis inside her:thumbsup:

 

[BCT]

I would lick the Wendy's girl's asshole.

 

[lizardblizzard]

You got any pics of the cut outs of her?

 

[RASQ]

Morgan Smith Goodwin gives me a good gentleman boner

 

[sean miguel]

I would lick the Wendy's girl's asshole.

It's way better than fast food, it's Wendy's.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

That broad annoys the fuck outta me for some reason.

The Rosetta Stone lady is more to my liking anyway.

Lesley Ann Machado

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I would lick the Wendy's girl's asshole.

You mean in comparison to any other girl's asshole?

 

[BCT]

You mean in comparison to any other girl's asshole?

I had to say it, I just had to.

 

[Captaingault]

Does anyone else find her UGLY?

 

[Gape_Fan]

Sign her for Dogfart.

 

[STDiva]

You got any pics of the cut outs of her?

Guy wants pictures of cutouts.