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Smittmaestro
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Re: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
I don't know, that or a damn good photoshop.
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I don't know, that or a damn good photoshop.
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nastyfalcon
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Re: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
Danm! I hope this is real!! I've been waiting years for her to do hardcore!
Danm! I hope this is real!! I've been waiting years for her to do hardcore!
Re: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
Admittedly, I'm rabidly biased against the idea of Amber doing HC, so you'll have to take my comments with a grain of salt.
Analysis:
1) Unnatural lighting: The lighting on the right side of the image shines off her hair and chest. However, the lighting on the left side of the image shines off her hair and nose but NOT her chest.
2) Coloration of her special spot: If you look at her images where she spreads her legs, you'll notice that she always has a "shaved" look down there. In the spoof above, she is squeaky clean. That's not her lower body.
3) Physics and arm rests: Where is she resting her hands? Her arms aren't long enough to reach the guy's chest, and the pillows behind her would sink if she put her arms on them, making it impossible to hold her position.
4) There's no mention of this kind of thing on her website, and she's shown no indication of going down that path. She's modeled for 7 years, and the most erotic thing she's done is a little spreading.
Conclusion:
This is a spoof. If I ever find the image this was cut from, I'll post it.
:2 cents: Sullying Amber's image is blasphemy! Sinful! Desecration! If Amber really did get into HC one day (and I'm confident she won't), I'd give up adult entertainment for good. Seriously.
It's like a baseball fan no longer watching the sport when he finds out the player he idolized as a ***** used a corked bat.
Some things are just sacred.
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Admittedly, I'm rabidly biased against the idea of Amber doing HC, so you'll have to take my comments with a grain of salt.
Analysis:
1) Unnatural lighting: The lighting on the right side of the image shines off her hair and chest. However, the lighting on the left side of the image shines off her hair and nose but NOT her chest.
2) Coloration of her special spot: If you look at her images where she spreads her legs, you'll notice that she always has a "shaved" look down there. In the spoof above, she is squeaky clean. That's not her lower body.
3) Physics and arm rests: Where is she resting her hands? Her arms aren't long enough to reach the guy's chest, and the pillows behind her would sink if she put her arms on them, making it impossible to hold her position.
4) There's no mention of this kind of thing on her website, and she's shown no indication of going down that path. She's modeled for 7 years, and the most erotic thing she's done is a little spreading.
Conclusion:
This is a spoof. If I ever find the image this was cut from, I'll post it.
:2 cents: Sullying Amber's image is blasphemy! Sinful! Desecration! If Amber really did get into HC one day (and I'm confident she won't), I'd give up adult entertainment for good. Seriously.
It's like a baseball fan no longer watching the sport when he finds out the player he idolized as a ***** used a corked bat.
Some things are just sacred.
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<-- Amber EvansRe: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
Found it! Image #72 of Club 132 - Derrier Delight. The image was flipped horizontally, and Amber's face and chest were lifted. As it turns out, those aren't even Amber's arms in the spoofed image. I know some people were hoping otherwise... but personally, I'm VERY happy right now!
:jump:
I'd post the image, but you can't cut and paste? I don't have webspace.
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Found it! Image #72 of Club 132 - Derrier Delight. The image was flipped horizontally, and Amber's face and chest were lifted. As it turns out, those aren't even Amber's arms in the spoofed image. I know some people were hoping otherwise... but personally, I'm VERY happy right now!
:jump:
I'd post the image, but you can't cut and paste? I don't have webspace.
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Re: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
Wow, very nice find :bowdown:
Here's the pic : Premium Link Upgrade
dragonturtle said:Found it! Image #72 of Club 132 - Derrier Delight. The image was flipped horizontally, and Amber's face and chest were lifted. As it turns out, those aren't even Amber's arms in the spoofed image. I know some people were hoping otherwise... but personally, I'm VERY happy right now!
:jump:
I'd post the image, but you can't cut and paste? I don't have webspace.
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Wow, very nice find :bowdown:
Here's the pic : Premium Link Upgrade
Re: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
What the hell do you mean??? Why the hell not??!!!!
I would LOVE to see her go b/g hardcore!!!
Mayhem said:
What the hell do you mean??? Why the hell not??!!!!
I would LOVE to see her go b/g hardcore!!!
Re: New Amber Evans pics
I can't speak for Mayhem, and I know 99.9% of readers won't relate, but here's my explanation anyway if you care to read it:
There are lots of hot blondes who pump out hundreds of thousands of b/g pictures and movies every year. If I need a b/g fix, there's no shortage of choice. I can ramble off the names of two dozen hotties right now. And that's just blondes.
Amber is different. She doesn't bounce around signing up to the highest bidder, performing in whatever medium the contract states. She doesn't make appearances in conventions and radio shows. She'll never make it big in the industry, but she obviously doesn't want to. In ~7 years, she's only modeled for Softwood, and while some find her boring because her shoots are so similar, I admire her for it. She has obvious convictions about what she will and will not do, because no doubt she gets requests all the time for b/g, g/g, toys, or whatever. But she's happy doing what she's doing, and I don't want her to change.
I put her on a pedestal for what she doesn't do... and for being pretty beyond comprehension.
Go ahead... call me nuts... I can take it! :lame: :wtf: :ban:
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thomasjenkins said:
I can't speak for Mayhem, and I know 99.9% of readers won't relate, but here's my explanation anyway if you care to read it:
There are lots of hot blondes who pump out hundreds of thousands of b/g pictures and movies every year. If I need a b/g fix, there's no shortage of choice. I can ramble off the names of two dozen hotties right now. And that's just blondes.
Amber is different. She doesn't bounce around signing up to the highest bidder, performing in whatever medium the contract states. She doesn't make appearances in conventions and radio shows. She'll never make it big in the industry, but she obviously doesn't want to. In ~7 years, she's only modeled for Softwood, and while some find her boring because her shoots are so similar, I admire her for it. She has obvious convictions about what she will and will not do, because no doubt she gets requests all the time for b/g, g/g, toys, or whatever. But she's happy doing what she's doing, and I don't want her to change.
I put her on a pedestal for what she doesn't do... and for being pretty beyond comprehension.
Go ahead... call me nuts... I can take it! :lame: :wtf: :ban:
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Re: New Amber Evans pics
i agree, same reason i like all the teens. i've seen so much porn that i find the pictures in regular sets that get me off the most are the first ones where it shows the girls entire body and she has some seductive look, but she's fully dressed.
not to mention, if any of these girls, like amber, anyone with a penny in their pocket would pay to see it.
i agree, same reason i like all the teens. i've seen so much porn that i find the pictures in regular sets that get me off the most are the first ones where it shows the girls entire body and she has some seductive look, but she's fully dressed.
not to mention, if any of these girls, like amber, anyone with a penny in their pocket would pay to see it.
Re: New Amber Evans pics
You know I was wondering how long it would take for amber fans to find out it's a fake. It took me 30mins to make that photo didnt really cared for details. Anyway I was bored and decided to mess with her I think she's HOT. I'm suprised a few people dont want amber to do Hardcore. Oh well she'll turn to the dark side... If she's doing naked photos now it's for the MONEY....not because she likes her fans. Sorry guys that's how it is, someone will put the cash and she'll bend over 4 MONEY!
You know I was wondering how long it would take for amber fans to find out it's a fake. It took me 30mins to make that photo didnt really cared for details. Anyway I was bored and decided to mess with her I think she's HOT. I'm suprised a few people dont want amber to do Hardcore. Oh well she'll turn to the dark side... If she's doing naked photos now it's for the MONEY....not because she likes her fans. Sorry guys that's how it is, someone will put the cash and she'll bend over 4 MONEY!
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Re: AMBER EVANS - Hardcore video/photos?
"God's in his heaven, all is right with the world."
:thumbsup: Don't ever sell out dear Amber.
Now if only she'll sign up and post here I'd be overjoyed.
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Hallelujah!dragonturtle said:Found it! Image #72 of Club 132 - Derrier Delight. The image was flipped horizontally, and Amber's face and chest were lifted. As it turns out, those aren't even Amber's arms in the spoofed image. I know some people were hoping otherwise... but personally, I'm VERY happy right now!
:jump:
I'd post the image, but you can't cut and paste? I don't have webspace.
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"God's in his heaven, all is right with the world."
:thumbsup: Don't ever sell out dear Amber.
Now if only she'll sign up and post here I'd be overjoyed.
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Smittmaestro
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Re: New Amber Evans pics
You took a hardcore pic, pasted Miss Evans face on it and then you jived us that it was legit.
When this was found out you have the nerve to lecture us?
Hey don't be mad cuz we saw through your bullshit.
Heh, jackass!
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Thank you for your statement Senator Kerry.magestyk7 said:
You took a hardcore pic, pasted Miss Evans face on it and then you jived us that it was legit.
When this was found out you have the nerve to lecture us?
Hey don't be mad cuz we saw through your bullshit.
Heh, jackass!
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Re: New Amber Evans pics
You are EVIL! Talented with photo editing, but EVIL!
As I've already said, Amber has been modeling for Softwood for 7 years... exclusively. If money was an issue at all, there are plenty of bigger name photographers she could've modeled for by now, but she hasn't even done that! Dark side? Not Amber!
You're entitled to your fantasies, but that's all they'll be.
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magestyk7 said:
You are EVIL! Talented with photo editing, but EVIL!
As I've already said, Amber has been modeling for Softwood for 7 years... exclusively. If money was an issue at all, there are plenty of bigger name photographers she could've modeled for by now, but she hasn't even done that! Dark side? Not Amber!
You're entitled to your fantasies, but that's all they'll be.
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<-- Amber EvansRe: New Amber Evans pics
Just because somebody does a job to pay the bills doesn't mean that they will sell their souls to the highest bidder. It's not hard to imagine that she models because she likes her fans or that she likes what she does. Yes, she doesn’t work for nothing, but would you work somewhere if you didn't get paid. It might be hard for normal people to think anybody likes their job. Lets face it most of the people I know **** theirs, but modeling isn't really a normal job now is it.
Just because somebody does a job to pay the bills doesn't mean that they will sell their souls to the highest bidder. It's not hard to imagine that she models because she likes her fans or that she likes what she does. Yes, she doesn’t work for nothing, but would you work somewhere if you didn't get paid. It might be hard for normal people to think anybody likes their job. Lets face it most of the people I know **** theirs, but modeling isn't really a normal job now is it.
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Re: New Amber Evans pics
You know magestyk.
Tiffany Taylor hasn't done hc
Nor Amy Miller
Nor Neriah Davis
Nor Angela Devi
Nor Cathi O'Malley
Nor Crystal Klein
I've seen no indication that they are on their way to doing so.
Your logic is a Wiffle bucket, so many holes and it doesn't hold water.
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You know magestyk.
Tiffany Taylor hasn't done hc
Nor Amy Miller
Nor Neriah Davis
Nor Angela Devi
Nor Cathi O'Malley
Nor Crystal Klein
I've seen no indication that they are on their way to doing so.
Your logic is a Wiffle bucket, so many holes and it doesn't hold water.
-cs™
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