Some of you are thinking this through too intellectually :nono:
What we're looking for here is pure, unadulterated superficiality :thumbsup:
What we're looking for here is pure, unadulterated superficiality :thumbsup:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - you fuck her or no?
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I'd watch her in a few different scenarios of My Dirty Latina Maid.
Because honestly for the most part when watching the plethora of porn chicks do we ever step back from watching and think: I'm not finishing this nutting until I know whether she a socialist bitch or a conservative whooooore!
So slap a maid uniform on Cortez and let her polish some dicks and pussy.
Because honestly for the most part when watching the plethora of porn chicks do we ever step back from watching and think: I'm not finishing this nutting until I know whether she a socialist bitch or a conservative whooooore!
So slap a maid uniform on Cortez and let her polish some dicks and pussy.
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That's more like it :thumbsup:
That's more like it :thumbsup:
Sure when take a photo out of prolly a hundred many will make her look like she have her ass slapped back to the stables, but goddammit it's not like when your dick is in her community chest mouth you're gonna think holy shit I really don't like them few pics out of hundreds lmao
But the Maid thing. Every now and again I get into that fetish kick and watch videos. She would be great. Make em political sstire, I don't care.
She has to go clean up a hotel room after a GOP rally and a few young republicans were left behind passed out. They wake up and find a possible illegal maid taking American jobs. Gangbang!
Cortez pisses off democrats and studly middle aged Dems come in and tell her to cool at as a young and rising political star. She refuses. She believes in... oops Gangbang, throatbang, leave the wild, rambunctious new girl in town a lesson taught.
Cortez being interviewed about past sex tape coming out. Make it look like she is a private house cleaning maid. Offered money. Sweet sex.
https://postimg.cc/gallery/mqlpw4uc/
Where the fuck is the Cortez lookalike? We had Palin and others I will not name cos (shudder)
I want some socialist sharing dick action
But the Maid thing. Every now and again I get into that fetish kick and watch videos. She would be great. Make em political sstire, I don't care.
She has to go clean up a hotel room after a GOP rally and a few young republicans were left behind passed out. They wake up and find a possible illegal maid taking American jobs. Gangbang!
Cortez pisses off democrats and studly middle aged Dems come in and tell her to cool at as a young and rising political star. She refuses. She believes in... oops Gangbang, throatbang, leave the wild, rambunctious new girl in town a lesson taught.
Cortez being interviewed about past sex tape coming out. Make it look like she is a private house cleaning maid. Offered money. Sweet sex.
https://postimg.cc/gallery/mqlpw4uc/
Where the fuck is the Cortez lookalike? We had Palin and others I will not name cos (shudder)
I want some socialist sharing dick action
This is an excellent point. I nominate Alina Lopez to be the porn version of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
I just want to take her over my knee and bust her britches. mmm..
even filtering out her babbling stupidity, look at that spunk and self-assurance. She is the defacto leader of the democrat party lol. I'm laughing now but this country may be crying if her and those like her get their way.
but in the meantime, I'd stick my thumb in her butthole while she lollipops my mushroom tip.
even filtering out her babbling stupidity, look at that spunk and self-assurance. She is the defacto leader of the democrat party lol. I'm laughing now but this country may be crying if her and those like her get their way.
but in the meantime, I'd stick my thumb in her butthole while she lollipops my mushroom tip.
Now we're talkin'. Some might find some of that a bit disturbing, or think you have too much time on your hands. But not me.
Within that same genre I'm envisioning a scene where, wearing a French maid's costume, she takes a feather duster to Mike's Pence's bunghole, then helps Michele Bachmann's husband dress him in a gimp suit in preparation for deep anal machine probing.
Watch that clip again. She's challenging you to DO IT! And until you do, she's telling you she's the boss! Are you gonna let her run over you like that? I don't think so! :nannerf2:
Well I hear her talk and I think heavily on my heart how she missed her calling in porn. When I do hear a story about her I think how hot she would be if she was my live in house maid and think of that show Devious Maids.
Hell if she really wants to appeal to the masses she should get on MFC and campaign :1orglaugh
"Now think of my ass as socialism. Everybody gets a turn!"
*crazy Cortez laugh/smile* *bent over spreading cheeks*
Cortez... we may not see eye to eye. But let Whimsy be your manager now. Lol
Hell if she really wants to appeal to the masses she should get on MFC and campaign :1orglaugh
"Now think of my ass as socialism. Everybody gets a turn!"
*crazy Cortez laugh/smile* *bent over spreading cheeks*
Cortez... we may not see eye to eye. But let Whimsy be your manager now. Lol
This thread exemplifies the kind of bipartisanship that can bring us back from the brink! :glugglug:
On this sliver of an issue ok then, fine :glugglug:
Otherwise, it's partisan shit-slinging, tactical meme strikes, the occasional unsolicited dick pick and MAGA smirks from me.
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From Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez:
"I announced that no one who works for me full-time will make less than $52k and Fox News called it communism)."
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In my office, we do our best to practice what we preach, and pay a living wage to all: $52k minimum for all full-time staff. To be honest, I wish our budgets allowed us to make it higher.
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It’s a very unusual move on the Hill and likely one of the highest entry-level salaries in Congress. I do it because I was outraged at how many staffers I saw on the Hill work FULL-TIME leave their day job for a second shift as a barista or elsewhere afterwards **just to afford the basics** - not even to get ahead or save up for something big. It’s totally wrong.
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Low pay is also a big reason for lack of socioeconomic diversity in DC, aka why many spaces in government can feel like a silver spoon club: only people who work 80+hr weeks w/ multiple jobs without an outside life, or whose parents can supplement their pay can have the opportunity to work in the nation’s capital. That has real consequences when it comes to government being out of touch with the people we serve on all levels.
There’s a TON of work that needs to be done when it comes to the workplace (parental leave, hiring practices, living wage, healthcare as a right and not a perk, etc), but it starts with paying people enough to live as a minimum requirement, and not a luxury (and I guess that gets you called a communist these days ��.
Yeah, but she's real dumb.
Wrong thread. Go to the other.
This the we coming together to have sexual thoughts and fap material of AOC.
Don't come in here trying to divide us cos we aren't arguing and shit.
This the we coming together to have sexual thoughts and fap material of AOC.
Don't come in here trying to divide us cos we aren't arguing and shit.
This. She totally subliminally showing the biggest iron socialist cock she ever had in her holes!
No actually that's her describing the size of animus' unit: "Dios mio it was the length of three burritos!"
Damn you, Fox
You went and spoiled her. Now she just laughs at my little pinto bean :crying:I actually found a couple fakes :eek:
Whoa.
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Wrong section, but you're not a cocksucker so I digress.
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Shit, in Poughkeepsie there are enough Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezs around to fill the QE9 with guests and staff. Pass.
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