Akon claims he doesn't know his true age

[Will E Worm]

Even though Akon has a birth certificate, he says his age is still a mystery - and he'd rather keep it that way. "All it's going to do is depress me," he told The Associated Press in a recent interview. "I don't want to know I'm getting older. Then I'll start to think about getting checkups and insurance. I don't want that."

Numerous reports have put his age between 25 to 35 years old. In 2006, he gave his age as 25. But now, he claims his birth certificate shows he was born on April 16, 1977, which would make him 31.

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I'd want to know my true age.

 

[titsrock]

And Akon is.....?

 

[Will E Worm]

And Akon is.....?

A musician. Where have you been, under a rock? :tongue:

 

[TwatDetective]

I didn't know who he was as well either.

I just listen to some of his "songs".

Apparently the term musician is used loosely.

 

[Psychology]

He doesn't know his age, but he knows his birthdate? What the hell?

 

[sdj374]

He doesn't know his age, but he knows his birthdate? What the hell?

It's because the year he was born is 1850. He's a vampire.

 

[sandman793]

It's because the year he was born is 1850. He's a vampire.

Clearly he's a space pirate robot zombie docter alien ninja ghost?

 

[Gordar]

And Akon is.....?

Was going to ask the same question, but the article already made it clear that he's some sort of musician...

Anyway, if it were that easy I'd claim to be 65 and retire.

 

[Spleen]

His whole life is a lie. First of all, he's never been to jail, which he sings about in almost every song, and now it turns out he's an old man.
The guy is a loser.


*Wonders if everyone claims not to know who he is just to make him seem worse and them seem cooler*

 

[BlueBalls]

Who gives a shit!?!

Not me, bye :wave:

 

[Will E Worm]

People say they like music. But, they don't keep up with the music industry.

:tongue:

It's because the year he was born is 1850. He's a vampire.

:shocked:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Akon sucks, so who cares? I don't care if he is 14, 22 or 76 years old...he still sucks.

 

[Will E Worm]

Akon sucks, so who cares? I don't care if he is 14, 22 or 76 years old...he still sucks.

Chef is an Alabama fan.

I like them too.

:sing: If You're Gonna Play In Texas,You Gotta Have A Fiddle In The Band. :sing:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

^^^ Play Me some Mountain Music!

 

[Gordar]

People say they like music. But, they don't keep up with the music industry.

:tongue:



:shocked:

Well, if he 'sings' R&B, rap or hiphop, then there's a good reason why I don't know him, as I really cannot call that music at all...

 

[daddysal]

What an idiot!!

 

[Will E Worm]

Well, if he 'sings' R&B, rap or hiphop, then there's a good reason why I don't know him, as I really cannot call that music at all...

People like different genres of music.

Why isn't it music? There isn't any reason not to call it music.

Also, the three you mentioned have much more rhythm, so does Reggae.

I'm not bias, I like all genres of music.

 

[sherri]

I have to admit as being another one who had never heard of him..:dunno:

 

[darkwarrior3007]

People like different genres of music.

Why isn't it music? There isn't any reason not to call it music.

Also, the three you mentioned have much more rhythm, so does Reggae.

I'm not bias, I like all genres of music.

I agree. I love all types of music from Metal, Hip Hop, R&B, Jazz, Pop, and Country. I find it weird that people will say something is not music just because they don't necessarily like it and then I find out that they mostly listen to Metal. How is the genre where the lead singer is practically screaming into the microphone and most times you can't understand what he's saying unless you look at the lyrics, music but someone like Mariah Carey apparently isn't a musician?:dunno:

 

[h00t3rl0v3r]

I think the term "music" for most of the crap which is made, is very overrated.....
I am really bummed not to find quality like van Halen, KISS, Faith No More, Pearl Jam and such.... Even Metallica has lost the touch...
So Although Akon doesn't know his age, I also bet he doesn't know how to make music!