After 12 yrs together, I finally got the last hole

[beauregard]

Yup, 9 yrs of marriage and 3 yrs of crazy sex dating, and I finally filled the last hole.

Wife was giving me a blow job, and didn't want a mouthful of cum after mexican, so she turned her head just as I came so it finally happened.

I got a good first shot straight into her right ear.

LOL, never realized that that was the one hole left on her that I had yet to fill.

 

[Member442]

what about the left ear??

 

[beauregard]

I did that side our first month together totally by accident as well.
Hell, I think I had every hole save the right ear within a week of dating.

 

[Member442]

well congrats on finally get it:glugglug:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

What about the eye socket?

 

[Ace Bandage]

While we're discussing irrelevant topics, I bought a Jozy Altidore World Cup jersey on eBay today. There's probably a good chance it's counterfeit, but if it looks real, what the fuck do I care?

 

[LukeEl]

While we're discussing irrelevant topics, I bought a Jozy Altidore World Cup jersey on eBay today. There's probably a good chance it's counterfeit, but if it looks real, what the fuck do I care?

You know I feel the same way about my Winnipeg Jets jersey I ordered off of Amazon last night...are we feeling a vibe or what :glugglug:

 

[Ace Bandage]

You know I feel the same way about my Winnipeg Jets jersey I ordered off of Amazon last night...are we feeling a vibe or what :glugglug:

Yep :lovecoupl, but I'd trust Amazon over eBay. Mine ships from Taiwan and should be here within two weeks. It looked legitimate in the pictures, but who knows what they're sending me... :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

You're avatar is funny.

 

[alexpnz]

18th? :dunno:

 

[jod0565]

Nostril?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Nostril?

Thats the worst, most painful hole to fill. And yes, I would know.

 

[ThatRedWing]

For the love of all that is good, please tell me that she doesn't have a trach tube or something.

 

[TunnelOfLove]

So, you are running out of holes to fill? Solution: make some new holes! :thumbsup:

 

[titsrock]

While we're discussing irrelevant topics, I bought a Jozy Altidore World Cup jersey on eBay today. There's probably a good chance it's counterfeit, but if it looks real, what the fuck do I care?

Better hope nobody knows who he is or no US Soccer fan/Sam's Army can read...

My taiwanese hookup sent me a Clint Dempsey jersey spelled KlinT Dampzeh

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Thats the worst, most painful hole to fill. And yes, I would know.

haha my girlfriend still gives me shit about filling that one...not like i meant too or anything...:dunno:

 

[roronoa3000]

People, please don't encourage him.

 

[Red Spyder]

People, please don't encourage him.

People, yes, encourage him!! :rofl:

 

[lurkingdirk]

My goal is always to fill at least four holes in one shot.

 

[boatmonkey69]

Persistance pays