Advice to the guys here avoid these 50 mistakes guys make while getting dressed

[Civickiller80]

Avoid these things fellas
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http://dailywebgems.blogspot.com/2011/09/50-mistakes-dudes-guys-make-while.html

 

[Mayhem]

There is nothing mentioned about not getting your dick caught in your zipper. Therefore, I am declaring this list frivolous and not valid.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Damn, are we gentlemen really as sophisticated and shallow that we need directions to put on boxers, slacks, a shirt and shoes? Hell, I can take a shower in a minute and be ready in 5.

Nevertheless, there were some good pointers on the list.

 

[luvsemlarge]

I love those kinds of advice articles. Especially when they are written with the "look here dufus" technique. I used to subscribe to Men's Health magazine. Your post sounded a lot like the "how to" articles in Men's Health. Thanks for posting it. Was fun reading.

P.S. I don't own a suit. Never have. I don't plan on it either.

:nanner:

 

[busaguy79]

I'm a Man therefore I don't need to stinking 50 step guide in getting dressed, I get clothes I put them on, I don't have clothes well I still got my b-day suit!

 

[Kingfisher]

So you're saying I should stop wearing my "Who Farted" Shirt?

 

[Rane1071]

I know about that dryer tip, but I use it all the time. I've got a few favourite T-shirts that are paper thin from going in the dryer too much.

 

[Civickiller80]

There is nothing mentioned about not getting your dick caught in your zipper. Therefore, I am declaring this list frivolous and not valid.

Lol after watching the scene in theres something about Mary when the frank got caught with the beans in the zipper
That taught men every where to avoid that problem

 

[D-rock]

Is it alright if I put my pants on two legs at a time just to be different than everybody else. :dunno::1orglaugh

 

[Supafly]

Right with number 1...

I highly advise your wallet to be in a front pocket.

It's way too easy to pick stuff from back pockets.

Take my advice :2 cents:

 

[PirateKing]

What is this, Cosmo?

Luckily I'm not guilty of any of these except maybe #42. I wear the same shoes every day, so kill me.

 

[Ravenholm]

Right with number 1...

I highly advise your wallet to be in a front pocket.

It's way too easy to pick stuff from back pockets.

Take my advice :2 cents:

Better yet put it in a shirt pocket or a pocket with a zip on it. Then lets see the bastards try and pick those pockets. The thieving mofo's that they are!.

 

[Mayhem]

Better yet put it in a shirt pocket or a pocket with a zip on it. Then lets see the bastards try and pick those pockets. The thieving mofo's that they are!.

Yup. Inside jacket pocket or shirt pocket with a button or fastener on it. I've gotten to the point where it feels weird to have my wallet in my pants pocket.

 

[gunslingingbird]

It's not opening on my phone. Is the topic of pants hanging off your god damned ass addressed?